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  • I can handle the pain... until it hurts!

    I can handle the pain... until it hurts!

    Scott254177303/12/2014
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  • ...When the story of how you met begins with... 'Well, he was married at the time, and living with his family' There's your sign!!!

    ...When the story of how you met begins with... "Well, he was married at the time, and living with his family" There's your sign!!!

    silentpoet1403/18/2014
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  • When someone spoils The Walking Dead and it involves someone dying or an important event occurring i say 'That better not happen or shits going down' @KENNYCUALES.

    When someone spoils The Walking Dead and it involves someone dying or an important event occurring i say "That better not happen or shits going down" @KENNYCUALES.

    Kenny326958003/19/2014
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  • Pardon me a moment while I collapse under the devastating weight of your ignorance.

    Pardon me a moment while I collapse under the devastating weight of your ignorance.

    Joseph354998703/21/2014
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  • I would like to be able to do something by myself, other than housework.

    I would like to be able to do something by myself, other than housework.

    flytomebaby 03/21/2014
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  • Everything bad happens for a reason.

    Everything bad happens for a reason.

    elg03/21/2014
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  • How is it we can put a man on the moon but not engineer a Nutella container that can be licked clean?

    How is it we can put a man on the moon but not engineer a Nutella container that can be licked clean?

    EstrogenTsunami03/21/2014
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  • Europe has banned us from their song contest - qvick comrade, recall the T62 tankskis.

    Europe has banned us from their song contest - qvick comrade, recall the T62 tankskis.

    Gidutang03/22/2014
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  • My boyfriend says he thinks I might be a stalker. Well ... he's not exactly my boyfriend yet ...

    My boyfriend says he thinks I might be a stalker. Well ... he's not exactly my boyfriend yet ...

    clinicalresearch03/22/2014
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  • Why do women bother with having long hair if they only wear it up?

    Why do women bother with having long hair if they only wear it up?

    flytomebaby 03/22/2014
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  • If shitting on me was a national holiday, I'd be the founding father.

    If shitting on me was a national holiday, I'd be the founding father.

    sarahmarie7703/22/2014
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  • Heh IKEA... thanks for making me look like an idiot while trying to manoeuvre your SHOPPING CARTS! Is that why you put arrows on the floor?

    Heh IKEA... thanks for making me look like an idiot while trying to manoeuvre your SHOPPING CARTS! Is that why you put arrows on the floor?

    iamlb03/22/2014
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  • Just one more bottle of wine in this, and all will be well with the world, AND whatever recipe you're trying to impress me with!

    Just one more bottle of wine in this, and all will be well with the world, AND whatever recipe you're trying to impress me with!

    jerseyla03/22/2014
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  • his face makes my vagina dry....

    his face makes my vagina dry....

    parisgirl03/23/2014
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  • That moment when you go to top off your Diet Coke, but the can is empty.

    That moment when you go to top off your Diet Coke, but the can is empty.

    Mark355082903/23/2014
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  • A toast to all the Facebook people who click 'Like' on stuff they have no clue about...

    A toast to all the Facebook people who click "Like" on stuff they have no clue about...

    Joy2BeWith03/23/2014
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  • Yes, yes I heard, They missed the point entirely.

    Yes, yes I heard, They missed the point entirely.

    Karen355115203/23/2014
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  • I believe that we all have an animal instinct inside of us. Unfortunately, yours happens to be slam pig.

    I believe that we all have an animal instinct inside of us. Unfortunately, yours happens to be slam pig.

    A.m.352948803/23/2014
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  • If you must take another selfie~Please NOT in the bathroom again unless you plan on taking your clothes off.

    If you must take another selfie~Please NOT in the bathroom again unless you plan on taking your clothes off.

    meliscole03/23/2014
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  • Trying to look busy at work is a full time job.

    Trying to look busy at work is a full time job.

    Stacey116409503/21/2014
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