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Thanks
You're sweet. Like baby puppy sweet. Not like ice cream sweet because I'm lactose intolerant.
APRIL 11TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Birthday
I was going to call & wish you happy birthday, but then I thought "what if you get amnesia?" Now you have a card to prove I didn't forget your birthday even though you did.
JANUARY 31ST, 2012
4.43 (7 votes)
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Birthday
I was going to call and wish you a happy birthday but then I decided if you get amnesia you'd need a card to prove that I didn't forget your birthday even though you did.
SEPTEMBER 20TH, 2011
3.00 (2 votes)
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Flirting
I'm excited to shave frequently and use more lotion knowing that you'll be seeing me naked soon.
FEBRUARY 10TH, 2011
3.80 (5 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry that you're so annoying it made me angry and put me in the bad mood that's causing me to ignore you right now.
SEPTEMBER 1ST, 2009
3.67 (3 votes)
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Workplace
Thank you for increasing my productivity at work by giving me fun toys to distract me from work.
JUNE 24TH, 2009
1.00 (2 votes)
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Get Well
If you keep sneezing, you're going to turn into a Kleenex.
APRIL 28TH, 2009
1.00 (5 votes)
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Friendship
You're special enough for me to give you the worthless blocks that I didn't want to play with.
MARCH 11TH, 2009
3.50 (2 votes)
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Encouragement
Don't worry. She'll text, I.M. or call before you vomit, freak out or kill yourself.
DECEMBER 29TH, 2008
4.40 (5 votes)
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Friendship
I promise I'll never tell anyone you go spinning.
NOVEMBER 12TH, 2008
0.00 (0 votes)
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Get Well
I'm sorry your face is temporarily swollen and therefore significantly less attractive.
AUGUST 25TH, 2008
3.00 (1 votes)
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Farewell
My life will be devoid of gossip, drunkenness and general amusement without you.
AUGUST 25TH, 2008
3.67 (3 votes)
