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Somewhat Topical

So by "trying" you mean you're having lots of unprotected sex . . .

MAY 14TH, 2012

4.00 (2 votes)
Somewhat Topical

Camping is fun if you like to pretend you're homeless.

MAY 1ST, 2012

5.00 (3 votes)
Somewhat Topical

That awkward moment when you remember referring to yourself as a "Ninja". And you were an adult.

APRIL 25TH, 2012

2.33 (3 votes)
Somewhat Topical

Christmas came early this year. I'm Christmas.

APRIL 19TH, 2012

5.00 (2 votes)
Somewhat Topical

So I debated not making popcorn tonight because it's fattening, and then I thought about constructing a pizza lunchable and I thought "Fuck it!"

APRIL 19TH, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

I'm a top, And I'm a Mormon.

APRIL 17TH, 2012

5.00 (3 votes)
Somewhat Topical

The nice thing about Facebook is you can put up really fucking ugly pictues and people will say things like, "your family is so beautiful!"

APRIL 14TH, 2012

4.00 (3 votes)
Somewhat Topical

OMG, can I "Like" this twice?! No.

APRIL 11TH, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Easter

Jesus is getting nailed today. Hope you do too!

APRIL 6TH, 2012

4.00 (9 votes)
Easter

Move the rock, move the rock, move the rock . . .

APRIL 2ND, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

I'm a good god damn Christian mother fucker.

APRIL 2ND, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
April Fool's Day

OMG, can I "Like" this twice?! No.

APRIL 2ND, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

When someone speaks to me in Spanish I assume they're saying "You're hot".

MARCH 22ND, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

Hunger Games? More like shut the fuck up games.

MARCH 21ST, 2012

3.50 (2 votes)
Somewhat Topical

You're really pretty when you shut the fuck up.

MARCH 13TH, 2012

5.00 (2 votes)
Other Holidays

But why can't Daylight Saving happen at 2pm on a Wednesday?

MARCH 9TH, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

You're like Carmen Sandiego, except everyone knows you're at the fucking bar.

MARCH 5TH, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

Instead of laughing, I just say "LOL".

MARCH 5TH, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

You are the Pan.

MARCH 2ND, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

W.T.F.W.J.D.

MARCH 2ND, 2012

5.00 (1 votes)

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