Happy Birthday! Soon you will be old enough to have an excuse for shitting yourself.
Daddy why do you have all of these pictures of naked men saved? Mommy didn't know why either!
Congratulations on your purchase., but remember this bitch has a no return policy.
Congratulations son! Get the fuck out.
I get the feeling you don't give a fuck either. Am I right?
One in the pink, two in the stink.
Today I will teach you how the word "Fist" can be a verb.
Tomorrow you will start practicing on my organ.
Remember when the kitchen appliances didn't match?
Eat one hundred cakes and you don't get called cake eater. Fuck just one donkey and.....
The shrubs in my hand aren't the only thing growing untrimmed!
Every time I sneeze I ejaculate. So what if i'm sniffing pepper.
Well, it's not going to suck itself!
Excuse me, can you help me find Shit Creek?
One more bad grade and I will break your other arm, honey. Don't F with mommy.
