You're lucky it still only takes one finger for your examine, given how big an asshole you are.
One final question, can you please now show us your tits?
Jimmy soon learned the importance of bending over when catching some balls.
Tax the rich? Who the fuck paid for this President?
Ok Boys, who's pitching and who's catching?
Global Warming: I am part of the solution, not part of the problem.
Now stay bent over, I'll be right there. I'm sure this is how they get these pics on the internet.
That sweatervest looks great on you, said no one ever.
I thought you had to pay for porn on the internet.
Marry the bitch if you want. But I would fuck the bridesmaids first.
Sometimes I use my left hand just to make it seem more real.
Listen Bitch. It's still a Louis Vitton, even if I did only pay half price.
Yeah, I'm the queen bitch. You got something against queens?
OMG Mom! You were in Girls Gone Wild! You fuckin rock!!!!
Geez honey, how many more strokes until we are "finished?" I need to get back on pinterest.
So I said, "of course I cheat, don't you?" Then the stupid asshole tried to kiss me!
I woke up hungover, hoping it was all a dream. But even my nightmares aren't that bad.
