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  • Awww...another Facebook post telling your husband how amazing he is! But hey...here's a wacky idea. Perhaps you guys could exchange cell numbers so your 700 combined friends don't need to see it?

    Awww...another Facebook post telling your husband how amazing he is! But hey...here's a wacky idea. Perhaps you guys could exchange cell numbers so your 700 combined friends don't need to see it?

    Goldenmommy02/08/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, SoCo costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, SoCo costs less than dinner for two.

    Julie196276302/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

    Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

    danielleebowers08/21/2013
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • What if Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

    What if Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

    Dave342163809/14/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When Miley Cyrus strips and licks a hammer it's art. When I strip and lick a hammer it's, 'Get out of Lowe's, you're drunk.'

    When Miley Cyrus strips and licks a hammer it's art. When I strip and lick a hammer it's, "Get out of Lowe's, you're drunk."

    jleyendecker09/16/2013
    4.00 (3 votes)
  • My Friends, In 2014, I wish you Peace, Love, Health, Blah Blah Blah... Screw that! I wish you fun, booze, sex, orgasms & I hope you win the lottery! Happy New Year!!!

    My Friends, In 2014, I wish you Peace, Love, Health, Blah Blah Blah... Screw that! I wish you fun, booze, sex, orgasms & I hope you win the lottery! Happy New Year!!!

    Elena349688012/31/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 6 months to the day without a sip of alcohol!!! Time to celebrate with some crack!!!

    6 months to the day without a sip of alcohol!!! Time to celebrate with some crack!!!

    Autismotron7904/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Wine me up and watch me go.

    Wine me up and watch me go.

    LeVon127429504/17/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No thanks, beverages that aren't either alcoholic or caffeinated.

    No thanks, beverages that aren't either alcoholic or caffeinated.

    Princess_Pinky01/23/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Bitches be crazy.

    Bitches be crazy.

    stu taylor02/01/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Ladies, I have a great idea! I am declaring Today a Holiday. Let's call it 'Treat Yourself Tuesday' By treat I mean drink wine together.

    Ladies, I have a great idea! I am declaring Today a Holiday. Let's call it "Treat Yourself Tuesday" By treat I mean drink wine together.

    Bonnie346841602/03/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • YES!!!! It's Treat Yourself Tuesday!

    YES!!!! It's Treat Yourself Tuesday!

    Bonnie346841602/03/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Treat Yourself Tuesday! Repeat after me... 'I deserve Wine'.

    Treat Yourself Tuesday! Repeat after me... "I deserve Wine".

    Bonnie346841602/03/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Come on, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.

    Come on, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.

    Princess_Pinky02/07/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I was going to work out... But then I realized that drinking makes me happy with the way my body is.

    I was going to work out... But then I realized that drinking makes me happy with the way my body is.

    Marie-Helene352120502/08/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Introducing, the Uber App. Getting people confidently more drunk than usual.

    Introducing, the Uber App. Getting people confidently more drunk than usual.

    Oliver232713303/31/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Alcohol, the great liberator!

    Alcohol, the great liberator!

    azbankr04/03/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'd give what's left of my liver for a drink right now.

    I'd give what's left of my liver for a drink right now.

    Benjamin214560704/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • ‘Just one more drink and then I'm out of here’ is one of my favorite lies.

    ‘Just one more drink and then I'm out of here’ is one of my favorite lies.

    Dannel331795204/15/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I have mixed drinks about feelings.

    I have mixed drinks about feelings.

    cocoabean51810/18/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)

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