You pay out the nose for the drinks that you buy. I'm already drunk from the bar in my ride.
My entire goal in life is to show my friends who have kids how awesome NOT having kids is.
It's Thirsty Thursday again....let's make it through today and make it a Stet"sins" kind of night!
Y'all aint ready for that #OpenBarKingLife.
Wine, It's how classy people get drunk....
This could the alcohol talking but we should drink more.
Hey, loud annoying girl in the back..sit down and shut the fuck up.
A toast: May your enemies not fire a cruise missile suppository up your shorts!
My mind's telling me no.. but this BOTTLE is telling me YES.
You know, having professional photos taken of yourself doesn't make you a model right?
Sorry that I'm not sorry for any embarrassment that my drunken dancing may cause you tonight.
Never drinking again??? That's absurd. When did I say that? This morning? Oh...
I'll show you how to drink a beer muthafucka!
At my age, A great day is having a no wiper.
Your the greatest..... Your pretty great too even though you smell like mule dung.
You know what? You are still ugly even when I am drunk.
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