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  • It's Friday... Don't ask what's for dinner... You already know the answer is BEER!

    It's Friday... Don't ask what's for dinner... You already know the answer is BEER!

    Karen296473111/15/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.

    BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.

    trip ice11/09/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No hangover?! Well pour away my good sir! Bottoms up to Traveling Vineyard!

    No hangover?! Well pour away my good sir! Bottoms up to Traveling Vineyard!

    Jennifer04Jones10/30/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Traveling Vineyard! FINALLY! A wine so fresh and delicious you won't want to drink anything else! Bottoms up!

    Traveling Vineyard! FINALLY! A wine so fresh and delicious you won't want to drink anything else! Bottoms up!

    Jennifer04Jones10/30/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We get it. You trust God and your dog. Hmm. The only two that would never judge a slut.

    We get it. You trust God and your dog. Hmm. The only two that would never judge a slut.

    Kaitlin345058510/23/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Oh, life is stressing you out? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

    Oh, life is stressing you out? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

    Dan278652710/14/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Gentlemen! I realized that we already have a liquer in America similar to Jaegermeister! It's called Vicks Formula 44!

    Gentlemen! I realized that we already have a liquer in America similar to Jaegermeister! It's called Vicks Formula 44!

    SkyKing0010/11/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You see... There is a fine between crazy and free spirited, it's usually the medication...

    You see... There is a fine between crazy and free spirited, it's usually the medication...

    Cmundy7410/11/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word.

    Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word.

    Jianna343957610/09/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • That one special moment when you get settled in the perfect spot, but then realize the tv remote is on the other side of the room.

    That one special moment when you get settled in the perfect spot, but then realize the tv remote is on the other side of the room.

    Rrrr197810/02/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Oh your making ecards about me, since you know me so well, then you should know...I don't drink!!!!

    Oh your making ecards about me, since you know me so well, then you should know...I don't drink!!!!

    twizzler09/28/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My 'Ah-Ha' moment came when I realized I should add the word 'epiphany' to my vocabulary.

    My "Ah-Ha" moment came when I realized I should add the word "epiphany" to my vocabulary.

    lauren346709/28/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Every now and then, I really want to give people a .... 'What chew talkín' bout Willis'.

    Every now and then, I really want to give people a .... "What chew talkín' bout Willis".

    hotdawgg09/27/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I've reached the age where Happy Hour is a nap.

    I've reached the age where Happy Hour is a nap.

    Ashley12014809/24/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Come join us for a fun night with a shit load of drinking. There is a good chance someone is going to lose their clothes before the night is over.

    Come join us for a fun night with a shit load of drinking. There is a good chance someone is going to lose their clothes before the night is over.

    stonecoldstv8609/21/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Next time you talk to me when I'm on the phone... Ill make sure to ignore you YET AGAIN.

    Next time you talk to me when I'm on the phone... Ill make sure to ignore you YET AGAIN.

    Naty342277709/16/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I don't always hug inmates But when I do I bring merkin and some peanut butter.

    I don't always hug inmates But when I do I bring merkin and some peanut butter.

    Galen341768309/09/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Man I got these cheese burgers come on please I'll suck your dick! ' 'What the fuck did You just say?'

    "Man I got these cheese burgers come on please I'll suck your dick! " "What the fuck did You just say?"

    lukeloki08/24/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • it feels like a perfect night, to dress up like middle school, tuck in our new shirts to high waisted bongos from1992 idk about u but I'm feeling 32.

    it feels like a perfect night, to dress up like middle school, tuck in our new shirts to high waisted bongos from1992 idk about u but I'm feeling 32.

    Heather340506808/24/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My dentist told me I needed a crown. I looked at him and said, 'I know, right?'

    My dentist told me I needed a crown. I looked at him and said, "I know, right?"

    Shannon140323508/21/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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