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  • I just started a new diet. I've cut down to only 25 re-pins a day.

    I just started a new diet. I've cut down to only 25 re-pins a day.

    Shannon124040606/16/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What does white wine taste like? Vomit.

    What does white wine taste like? Vomit.

    Krismista06/14/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you don't drink well darling... Don't drink.

    If you don't drink well darling... Don't drink.

    Timothy335138206/13/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you dont drink well darling... Don't drink.

    If you dont drink well darling... Don't drink.

    Timothy335138206/13/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • all i need is a few more stop killing my buzz prude !

    all i need is a few more stop killing my buzz prude !

    mrswitch9006/11/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Refill please!! I can still feel this dagger in my leg.

    Refill please!! I can still feel this dagger in my leg.

    QuestionMark06/09/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • One for me, and one for me.

    One for me, and one for me.

    QuestionMark06/09/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I only drink because being sober sucks.

    I only drink because being sober sucks.

    slystunt06/07/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This Obamacare is bringing in more hard drinkers to the bars, and new ones who will BECOME hard drinkers. I tell you - it's more competition and less alcohol...

    This Obamacare is bringing in more hard drinkers to the bars, and new ones who will BECOME hard drinkers. I tell you - it's more competition and less alcohol...

    Tom327915306/06/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • You want to send me something?? Send me Tequila.. Then I can play a game called... 'Tequila makes her clothes fall off...'

    You want to send me something?? Send me Tequila.. Then I can play a game called... "Tequila makes her clothes fall off..."

    Louise334393706/04/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'I've taken all I can take from YOU,' - Is something I've NEVER before said to a glass of wine or vodka...

    "I've taken all I can take from YOU," - Is something I've NEVER before said to a glass of wine or vodka...

    Tom327915305/31/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's a Wine Slush... Oh course I meant the drink dear.

    It's a Wine Slush... Oh course I meant the drink dear.

    shoregood@gmail.com05/31/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • the guy who wears leather chaps and boots yet has no bike.

    the guy who wears leather chaps and boots yet has no bike.

    Cody327528905/30/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Wait... there are people that don't drink alcohol? On purpose?! EW!! WHY??!!!!!

    Wait... there are people that don't drink alcohol? On purpose?! EW!! WHY??!!!!!

    Evie334035705/30/2013
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • You can't say you've been drinking all day unless you start in the morning!!

    You can't say you've been drinking all day unless you start in the morning!!

    Mike333988105/30/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Well make up your mind - how do you like me more: sober or drunk? But if you say 'dead' drunk once more I'll slug you...

    Well make up your mind - how do you like me more: sober or drunk? But if you say "dead" drunk once more I'll slug you...

    Tom327915305/29/2013
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • I need a lot of coffee to start the day...and a lot of booze to end it.

    I need a lot of coffee to start the day...and a lot of booze to end it.

    Carol212534905/25/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Holiday Weekend I'll be double-fisting Lemon-Berry Shandy Hey Now!

    This Holiday Weekend I'll be double-fisting Lemon-Berry Shandy Hey Now!

    Lauren16329905/25/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's drink! If you don't, more for those of us who have our fucking priorities in order. I'll get you a Shirley Temple and a sympathy card. Now, get your ass over here!

    Let's drink! If you don't, more for those of us who have our fucking priorities in order. I'll get you a Shirley Temple and a sympathy card. Now, get your ass over here!

    girlzillawrites05/24/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's interesting - when I'm drinking coffee, if someone gets vodka in it, that's fine. But get even a drop of coffee in my vodka - and there's going to be hell to pay...

    It's interesting - when I'm drinking coffee, if someone gets vodka in it, that's fine. But get even a drop of coffee in my vodka - and there's going to be hell to pay...

    Tom327915305/24/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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