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  • Here's to being hammered, and the hammering that follows.

    Here's to being hammered, and the hammering that follows.

    insanequility05/23/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Love... love makes everything better... IM SORRY.... Wine, wine makes everything better...

    Love... love makes everything better... IM SORRY.... Wine, wine makes everything better...

    KingMoe05/23/2013
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Blame it on the Bartender.

    Blame it on the Bartender.

    KingMoe05/23/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm afraid my reputation with men is beginning to precede me. I haven't had to take out my pepper spray in weeks.

    I'm afraid my reputation with men is beginning to precede me. I haven't had to take out my pepper spray in weeks.

    Tom327915305/22/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Of course I can stop drinking any time I want. I don't take the bloody drink into the bathroom with me. But If I could - I WOULD...

    Of course I can stop drinking any time I want. I don't take the bloody drink into the bathroom with me. But If I could - I WOULD...

    Tom327915305/21/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When a man is fresh with me, I say, 'I can drink you under the table.' Then I add, 'On second thought YOU drink under the table, I'll drink up here'...

    When a man is fresh with me, I say, "I can drink you under the table." Then I add, "On second thought YOU drink under the table, I'll drink up here"...

    Tom327915305/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I told this one loudmouth to button up before he left and caught his death from the cold. When he said his coat had a zipper, I said I meant button your lips...

    I told this one loudmouth to button up before he left and caught his death from the cold. When he said his coat had a zipper, I said I meant button your lips...

    Tom327915305/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I held my liquor as long as could. But that bastard wouldn't shut up. So, I had to throw - the rest of my glass in his face. Oh, I pity it wasn't a FULL glass...

    I held my liquor as long as could. But that bastard wouldn't shut up. So, I had to throw - the rest of my glass in his face. Oh, I pity it wasn't a FULL glass...

    Tom327915305/20/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • ...So I gave the bastard two cents and told him, 'Here! You take that, but my DAMN is worth a hell of a lot more, and I wouldn't waste it on YOU...'

    ...So I gave the bastard two cents and told him, "Here! You take that, but my DAMN is worth a hell of a lot more, and I wouldn't waste it on YOU..."

    Tom327915305/19/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I used to keep a dead rat in my purse so when lewd men approached me I could take it out to say - I don't give a damn for you, but I'll give you a rat's ass...

    I used to keep a dead rat in my purse so when lewd men approached me I could take it out to say - I don't give a damn for you, but I'll give you a rat's ass...

    Tom327915305/17/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • We've all been there... The moment you realize these DIPSHIT kids will eventually run the country.

    We've all been there... The moment you realize these DIPSHIT kids will eventually run the country.

    Anthony332823305/17/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Drinking AND Facebooking is WAY better than drinking alone!

    Drinking AND Facebooking is WAY better than drinking alone!

    Adam310786005/16/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • ...So when he tried addressing me with his perverted remarks - I told him to go back to undressing me with his perverted eyes...

    ...So when he tried addressing me with his perverted remarks - I told him to go back to undressing me with his perverted eyes...

    Tom327915305/16/2013
    2.00 (3 votes)
  • ...So when tried addressing me with his perverted remarks - I told him he ought to go back to undressing me with his perverted eyes...

    ...So when tried addressing me with his perverted remarks - I told him he ought to go back to undressing me with his perverted eyes...

    Tom327915305/16/2013
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • I told the bastard - I may not know talent when it pinches me in the ass, but I do know my ass. And I know when it's being pinched by a bum who has no talent...

    I told the bastard - I may not know talent when it pinches me in the ass, but I do know my ass. And I know when it's being pinched by a bum who has no talent...

    Tom327915305/16/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Listen, so long as I still have that vivid picture in my mind of my husband sitting on the sofa watching t.v. half naked - I'm not nearly as drunk as I need to be.

    Listen, so long as I still have that vivid picture in my mind of my husband sitting on the sofa watching t.v. half naked - I'm not nearly as drunk as I need to be.

    Tom327915305/16/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Timeout. ... Our Sexcapade is in dire need of more Alcohol... Gonna need at least 4 more shots before we leave.

    Timeout. ... Our Sexcapade is in dire need of more Alcohol... Gonna need at least 4 more shots before we leave.

    i8thirteen05/16/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Because if you Don't get proof, you almost don't deserve to receive all the kinky, freaky fun this drunk girl has in store for you.

    Because if you Don't get proof, you almost don't deserve to receive all the kinky, freaky fun this drunk girl has in store for you.

    i8thirteen05/15/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The difference between a drunk driver and a stoner? The drunk driver will blow a stop sign, but a stoner, they'll stop and wait for it to turn green. -The Boss.

    The difference between a drunk driver and a stoner? The drunk driver will blow a stop sign, but a stoner, they'll stop and wait for it to turn green. -The Boss.

    Chris332655505/15/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And to think, in just 2 or 3 more drinks she will be temporarily lifting her 'No Sex In The Bathroom With Men I Just Met' rule.

    And to think, in just 2 or 3 more drinks she will be temporarily lifting her 'No Sex In The Bathroom With Men I Just Met' rule.

    i8thirteen05/15/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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