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  • This is tits on a ritz!

    This is tits on a ritz!

    drunkmonkey04/09/2010
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    2.33 (3 votes)
  • Let's celebrate my last year of mid-twenties eligibility, by forgetting why we're there.

    Let's celebrate my last year of mid-twenties eligibility, by forgetting why we're there.

    Campout04/12/2010
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    4.67 (3 votes)
  • If you aren't doing anything tonight, maybe we can go to a cheap bar and get obliterated.

    If you aren't doing anything tonight, maybe we can go to a cheap bar and get obliterated.

    d unbelievable04/17/2010
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm less socially awkard after a few.

    I'm less socially awkard after a few.

    LeAnn5246504/19/2010
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • RaRa RoMa RoMa GaGa... Let's drink till Lady Gaga songs make sense.

    RaRa RoMa RoMa GaGa... Let's drink till Lady Gaga songs make sense.

    d unbelievable04/24/2010
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    3.25 (4 votes)
  • Wonderful toast. Now please put your arm down. Thank you.

    Wonderful toast. Now please put your arm down. Thank you.

    kbrennantiger04/29/2010
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • ih.

    ih.

    Spirality04/30/2010
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • If Arizona wins, Cinco de Mayo parties will be illegal in 2011. Let's celebrate while we still can!

    If Arizona wins, Cinco de Mayo parties will be illegal in 2011. Let's celebrate while we still can!

    staceyann05/03/2010
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's get drunk and pretend we are the bitches from Sex and The City 2.

    Let's get drunk and pretend we are the bitches from Sex and The City 2.

    Leanne97805/25/2010
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Strangers Have The Best Candy.

    Strangers Have The Best Candy.

    jeffreyjhook06/11/2010
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Let's go out tonight and have the time of our lives we won't remember in the morning.

    Let's go out tonight and have the time of our lives we won't remember in the morning.

    lxxepicxxl06/15/2010
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

    Charles11406/20/2010
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I see no need to wait in line for the new iPhone, as some nerd is likely to leave one at my favorite bar.

    I see no need to wait in line for the new iPhone, as some nerd is likely to leave one at my favorite bar.

    dhvoice06/24/2010
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Bitch we're getting sliders end of story.

    Bitch we're getting sliders end of story.

    kiplex4206/24/2010
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    3.57 (7 votes)
  • I am too drunk to drive but I am willing to give you a mustache ride.

    I am too drunk to drive but I am willing to give you a mustache ride.

    ar107/11/2010
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    5.00 (6 votes)
  • Let's drink and forget about our fake profile pictures...

    Let's drink and forget about our fake profile pictures...

    giorgos c07/13/2010
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Let's go out and make stereotypical hand gestures while ordering Italian wines next week.

    Let's go out and make stereotypical hand gestures while ordering Italian wines next week.

    Kelms07/14/2010
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Goddamn that bible pushing man !

    Goddamn that bible pushing man !

    Chaderino07/19/2010
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We feel bad for shafting you last time. Want to get sauced with our department?

    We feel bad for shafting you last time. Want to get sauced with our department?

    santoslhalper07/22/2010
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm drunk and you're ugly. At least tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly.

    I'm drunk and you're ugly. At least tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly.

    tecolote08/06/2010
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    0.00 (0 votes)

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