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  • I attend Lehigh for the copious amounts of alcohol drunk in a socially acceptable manner.

    I attend Lehigh for the copious amounts of alcohol drunk in a socially acceptable manner.

    zcahn02/14/2011
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    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Farewell to the latest soul destroying work week. Off to get knackered. Lets away! And fuck off.

    Farewell to the latest soul destroying work week. Off to get knackered. Lets away! And fuck off.

    _dante02/16/2011
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  • Let's go drink some alcohol and blur the sad fact of our mortality!

    Let's go drink some alcohol and blur the sad fact of our mortality!

    CarcassJerk02/18/2011
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Please join me after work today for drinks. Followed by a high school makeout session!

    Please join me after work today for drinks. Followed by a high school makeout session!

    Nameuser02/23/2011
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If beer was milk, I'd have cast-iron bones.

    If beer was milk, I'd have cast-iron bones.

    Ralph Hinkley02/25/2011
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I plan on drinking myself to death, but I'd settle for acute pancreatitis.

    I plan on drinking myself to death, but I'd settle for acute pancreatitis.

    Ralph Hinkley02/25/2011
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Yes, you heard me correctly. I just busted the seal and drenched the apple catchers.

    Yes, you heard me correctly. I just busted the seal and drenched the apple catchers.

    sime30303/03/2011
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Lets all drink pina coladas and pretend its not fucking winter for another month...

    Lets all drink pina coladas and pretend its not fucking winter for another month...

    Dana5185503/09/2011
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  • The original Charles Shaw...in the process of coining the term 'double fisting'.

    The original Charles Shaw...in the process of coining the term "double fisting".

    cckickin03/15/2011
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  • You're invited, he's not.

    You're invited, he's not.

    m.w. dawgs03/24/2011
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's go clubbing tonight!

    Let's go clubbing tonight!

    JGerrity03/29/2011
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    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Girls Night Out? Why yes! I'd love to go act like a whore for a few hours!

    Girls Night Out? Why yes! I'd love to go act like a whore for a few hours!

    Church 1303/30/2011
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm accidentally sober...

    I'm accidentally sober...

    giorgos c04/01/2011
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  • I'm older now, and I don't drink like I used to. You know, back when I didn't drink.

    I'm older now, and I don't drink like I used to. You know, back when I didn't drink.

    Ralph Hinkley04/02/2011
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We goin clubbin tonight hommie.

    We goin clubbin tonight hommie.

    Joel18504/09/2011
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    4.50 (2 votes)
  • On the third day of the siege we ran out of alcohol and had to survive on food and water. Naturally we surrendered immediately. Please join us.

    On the third day of the siege we ran out of alcohol and had to survive on food and water. Naturally we surrendered immediately. Please join us.

    myoder04/10/2011
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    4.00 (2 votes)
  • This serves invitation for you to join me at my house this evening to learn about my most recent mistake. 8:30?

    This serves invitation for you to join me at my house this evening to learn about my most recent mistake. 8:30?

    Sfeldman0404/20/2011
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    3.33 (3 votes)
  • It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

    It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

    Vanna6558804/28/2011
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I don't need a good time to have alcohol.

    I don't need a good time to have alcohol.

    Jason8401505/08/2011
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Let's go get smashed right now. But no shots because then I'll get all 'alchorny' and use your body for revenge sex.

    Let's go get smashed right now. But no shots because then I'll get all "alchorny" and use your body for revenge sex.

    Jennifer12335005/12/2011
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