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  • You know I'm gonna eat you for dinner, right??

    You know I'm gonna eat you for dinner, right??

    craigparker06/24/2012
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  • Yes Maam! That there's a dog turd stain. Go on, have a sniff. I think it smells more like chicken myself.......

    Yes Maam! That there's a dog turd stain. Go on, have a sniff. I think it smells more like chicken myself.......

    geoffo12306/17/2012
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  • If this polar bear could talk, he would just tell all humans to bend down & kiss his big, furry, white ass before ripping your arm off to scratch his nuts with.

    If this polar bear could talk, he would just tell all humans to bend down & kiss his big, furry, white ass before ripping your arm off to scratch his nuts with.

    shoefacemt06/13/2012
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  • Just because a bear does it in the woods doesnt mean you have too.

    Just because a bear does it in the woods doesnt mean you have too.

    Miakisha175932206/13/2012
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  • I pledge to speak out against social injustice and fight corporate corruption of our democracy, if it'll get me laid.

    I pledge to speak out against social injustice and fight corporate corruption of our democracy, if it'll get me laid.

    Dave175499206/13/2012
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  • Just answer the question- would you eat the moon if it were made of green cheese?

    Just answer the question- would you eat the moon if it were made of green cheese?

    dudleydo8806/11/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You know Robert, we all really do come from frogs. ...........Aaahh interesting!

    You know Robert, we all really do come from frogs. ...........Aaahh interesting!

    dudleydo8806/11/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If a tree falls in the rainforest and no one's there to hear it... ...does anyone care?

    If a tree falls in the rainforest and no one's there to hear it... ...does anyone care?

    Lon167701106/05/2012
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  • I hugged a tree today......with a log skidder.

    I hugged a tree today......with a log skidder.

    Todd162082105/29/2012
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  • Earth Day.... Because you have to be REALLY fucking bored to create a holiday like this.

    Earth Day.... Because you have to be REALLY fucking bored to create a holiday like this.

    Todd162082105/29/2012
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  • ... and this animal will be extinct by the time you can read this to your kids.

    ... and this animal will be extinct by the time you can read this to your kids.

    Michelle156173105/29/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The Ludachrysanthemums came in pretty good but my Souljaboy Tellems could use some more sun.

    The Ludachrysanthemums came in pretty good but my Souljaboy Tellems could use some more sun.

    Shavar159472905/23/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • So! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

    So! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

    Travis137568205/17/2012
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  • Thanks Global Warming! You really put the F-U in Future!

    Thanks Global Warming! You really put the F-U in Future!

    mollycorbett05/04/2012
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  • We're Exxon Mobil. Fuck all y'all.

    We're Exxon Mobil. Fuck all y'all.

    geese192005/04/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • On this Earth Day, let's recycle our half-hearted environmental gestures from last year.

    On this Earth Day, let's recycle our half-hearted environmental gestures from last year.

    ThePanda04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy birthday Earth! You don't look a day over 6,000.

    Happy birthday Earth! You don't look a day over 6,000.

    ThePanda04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Earth day? i didn't know........ i was just checking out my pot supply.

    Earth day? i didn't know........ i was just checking out my pot supply.

    Jordy142789704/23/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I will celebrate Earth Day by taking a luxuriously long hot bath; ordering take out; then going for a meandering drive to nowhere in my high emission car.

    I will celebrate Earth Day by taking a luxuriously long hot bath; ordering take out; then going for a meandering drive to nowhere in my high emission car.

    maggielecat04/22/2012
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  • I celebrated Earth Day by using exorbitant amounts of electricity to watch Deadliest Catch in a fully lit room.

    I celebrated Earth Day by using exorbitant amounts of electricity to watch Deadliest Catch in a fully lit room.

    maggielecat04/22/2012
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