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  • The Ludachrysanthemums came in pretty good but my Souljaboy Tellems could use some more sun.

    The Ludachrysanthemums came in pretty good but my Souljaboy Tellems could use some more sun.

    Shavar159472905/23/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • So! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

    So! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

    Travis137568205/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thanks Global Warming! You really put the F-U in Future!

    Thanks Global Warming! You really put the F-U in Future!

    mollycorbett05/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We're Exxon Mobil. Fuck all y'all.

    We're Exxon Mobil. Fuck all y'all.

    geese192005/04/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • On this Earth Day, let's recycle our half-hearted environmental gestures from last year.

    On this Earth Day, let's recycle our half-hearted environmental gestures from last year.

    ThePanda04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy birthday Earth! You don't look a day over 6,000.

    Happy birthday Earth! You don't look a day over 6,000.

    ThePanda04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Earth day? i didn't know........ i was just checking out my pot supply.

    Earth day? i didn't know........ i was just checking out my pot supply.

    Jordy142789704/23/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I will celebrate Earth Day by taking a luxuriously long hot bath; ordering take out; then going for a meandering drive to nowhere in my high emission car.

    I will celebrate Earth Day by taking a luxuriously long hot bath; ordering take out; then going for a meandering drive to nowhere in my high emission car.

    maggielecat04/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I celebrated Earth Day by using exorbitant amounts of electricity to watch Deadliest Catch in a fully lit room.

    I celebrated Earth Day by using exorbitant amounts of electricity to watch Deadliest Catch in a fully lit room.

    maggielecat04/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm doing my part on Earth Day by not streaming live porn while I masturbate.

    I'm doing my part on Earth Day by not streaming live porn while I masturbate.

    shelldsb04/22/2012
    4.80 (5 votes)
  • Let's help the environment this Earth Day by turning the lights off during sex.

    Let's help the environment this Earth Day by turning the lights off during sex.

    JZav04/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dear Earth, so I see you took Jesus' day? No wonder he's going to destroy you. Happy Earth Day.

    Dear Earth, so I see you took Jesus' day? No wonder he's going to destroy you. Happy Earth Day.

    zacharykrodel04/22/2012
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • To celebrate Earth Day, I decided to smoke and drink myself silly so I could forget how much damage we've already done.

    To celebrate Earth Day, I decided to smoke and drink myself silly so I could forget how much damage we've already done.

    naomijanelle04/22/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Save water. Share your shower with a naked woman.

    Save water. Share your shower with a naked woman.

    Matthew142253004/22/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Do we really 'celebrate' Earth Day, or isn't it just another left-wing hippie attack on the stationery industry?

    Do we really "celebrate" Earth Day, or isn't it just another left-wing hippie attack on the stationery industry?

    awholelotofnothing04/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Earth Day: Because destroying it is not nearly enough. We gotta humiliate it first.

    Earth Day: Because destroying it is not nearly enough. We gotta humiliate it first.

    tylerdurden04/22/2012
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • This Earth Day, I promise to only throw my recyclables out my car window.

    This Earth Day, I promise to only throw my recyclables out my car window.

    Tim15121404/22/2012
    2.00 (2 votes)
  • I don't always celebrate Earth Day...but when I do, I like to paint continents on my blue balls.

    I don't always celebrate Earth Day...but when I do, I like to paint continents on my blue balls.

    sonji120504/22/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm celebrating Earth Day this year by not hiding the recyclables in the trash like I normally do.

    I'm celebrating Earth Day this year by not hiding the recyclables in the trash like I normally do.

    shelldsb04/22/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm celebrating Earth Day by not letting the water run during my entire morning routine.

    I'm celebrating Earth Day by not letting the water run during my entire morning routine.

    shelldsb04/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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