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  • Warning: 'My little Christ' does not repair itself after 3 days.

    Warning: "My little Christ" does not repair itself after 3 days.

    villhelmromero05/10/2012
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  • 'Lord... If you make the worship quieter I will consider tithing my 10%...'

    "Lord... If you make the worship quieter I will consider tithing my 10%..."

    James149115505/07/2012
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  • Jesus?

    Jesus?

    Kelli12304/25/2012
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  • Happy Jesus is a Zombie Day!

    Happy Jesus is a Zombie Day!

    shelldsb04/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Yes, dear, Mommy murdered the Easter Bunny. But his spirit lives on in every crappy, hollow chocolate rabbit I give you.

    Yes, dear, Mommy murdered the Easter Bunny. But his spirit lives on in every crappy, hollow chocolate rabbit I give you.

    wileywendy04/16/2012
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  • Sometimes I'm jealous of Jesus. He was hung like this.

    Sometimes I'm jealous of Jesus. He was hung like this.

    dailytuna04/15/2012
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  • Sorry your guy got killed.

    Sorry your guy got killed.

    stephjlg04/10/2012
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  • Sugar free Peeps = BULLSHIT.

    Sugar free Peeps = BULLSHIT.

    Anthony Frederick104/10/2012
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  • Giving up anal for Lent is our yearly sacrifice.

    Giving up anal for Lent is our yearly sacrifice.

    padroniac04/09/2012
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  • I'm glad Jesus died so we could have an extra day to study biochem.

    I'm glad Jesus died so we could have an extra day to study biochem.

    stempster04/09/2012
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  • You know you've had a great long weekend when you wake up Monday morning with bloody sheets!

    You know you've had a great long weekend when you wake up Monday morning with bloody sheets!

    jeux04/09/2012
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  • Thanks for not crucifying me over my distasteful Easter jokes.

    Thanks for not crucifying me over my distasteful Easter jokes.

    Paul31142504/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No, Jesus and the Calgary Flames did not come back from the dead this weekend. Maybe next year ... right?

    No, Jesus and the Calgary Flames did not come back from the dead this weekend. Maybe next year ... right?

    Canswim04/09/2012
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  • Maybe this Easter God can resurrect your sex life along with Jesus.

    Maybe this Easter God can resurrect your sex life along with Jesus.

    Alex11238304/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The messed up sexy shit we did this weekend was so sinful that to pay for it they had to crucify jesus, instead of just hanging that bitch.

    The messed up sexy shit we did this weekend was so sinful that to pay for it they had to crucify jesus, instead of just hanging that bitch.

    ariddles04/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Surviving ZombiEaster! Luckily for Christianity, Zombieland rule #2 (Double Tap) wasn't posted on stone tablets until guns were invented.

    Surviving ZombiEaster! Luckily for Christianity, Zombieland rule #2 (Double Tap) wasn't posted on stone tablets until guns were invented.

    Jessica136457104/09/2012
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  • May your Easter Monday be better than Jesus' Good Friday.

    May your Easter Monday be better than Jesus' Good Friday.

    Anthony6413904/08/2012
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  • Heaven is like the first time you heard the Macarena. Hell is like every time you heard it after that.

    Heaven is like the first time you heard the Macarena. Hell is like every time you heard it after that.

    Dan136342504/08/2012
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  • Congratulations for going to Easter service today after a late night f*cking yourself up real bad.

    Congratulations for going to Easter service today after a late night f*cking yourself up real bad.

    Jessica60640804/08/2012
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  • Let's pretent we're trendy, edgy and hip by making Zombie Jesus jokes, when in reality we're just being dumbasses.

    Let's pretent we're trendy, edgy and hip by making Zombie Jesus jokes, when in reality we're just being dumbasses.

    Lance1515204/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)

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