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  • It's Easter... Lets make like bunnies.

    It's Easter... Lets make like bunnies.

    Nikki239440203/31/2013
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  • Repeat after me... ' I will never forget to buy you an Easter egg again' .... Say it Shitface!

    Repeat after me... ' I will never forget to buy you an Easter egg again' .... Say it Shitface!

    Jackie147970103/31/2013
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  • Is it just me, or does zombie Jesus day happen to coincide with the season finale of 'The Walking Dead'?

    Is it just me, or does zombie Jesus day happen to coincide with the season finale of "The Walking Dead"?

    Daniel288396203/31/2013
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  • Now remember, there's no way in hell we can afford to send you to college so you better be studying your ass off for a scholarship.

    Now remember, there's no way in hell we can afford to send you to college so you better be studying your ass off for a scholarship.

    jellin7603/31/2013
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  • Everyone's all posting pictures of their Easter baskets and I'm over here like, 'at least I have chickens that give me eggs.'

    Everyone's all posting pictures of their Easter baskets and I'm over here like, 'at least I have chickens that give me eggs.'

    Lisa87309903/31/2013
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  • BUNNY ME.

    BUNNY ME.

    Amarula03/31/2013
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  • Easter egg hunts: kids unknowingly reenacting their conception.

    Easter egg hunts: kids unknowingly reenacting their conception.

    Josiah323762503/31/2013
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  • 'Do you remember where we hid the Easter eggs tonight?' 'Hell no, but I know where I'll be hiding the carrot!'

    "Do you remember where we hid the Easter eggs tonight?" "Hell no, but I know where I'll be hiding the carrot!"

    scosco03/31/2013
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  • Unless Grandma Is Putting Adderal & Xanax In Those Plastic Eggs, I'm Not Getting Off This Couch.

    Unless Grandma Is Putting Adderal & Xanax In Those Plastic Eggs, I'm Not Getting Off This Couch.

    cstone8803/30/2013
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  • I do wish everyone would stop going on about Jesus. It's really putting a downer on 'Chocolate Piss-up Day'.

    I do wish everyone would stop going on about Jesus. It's really putting a downer on 'Chocolate Piss-up Day'.

    Emma184158503/30/2013
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  • Anya was right, there's nothing we can't face together! (EXCEPT FOR BUNNIES)!!!!

    Anya was right, there's nothing we can't face together! (EXCEPT FOR BUNNIES)!!!!

    Heidi323723703/30/2013
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  • Easter protip: If your store runs out of candy, rum or vodka make handy substitutes.

    Easter protip: If your store runs out of candy, rum or vodka make handy substitutes.

    helenbm03/30/2013
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  • After chocolate Jesus is the best thing about Easter.

    After chocolate Jesus is the best thing about Easter.

    jonnywanq03/30/2013
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  • A bunch of Easter Bunnies were walking backwards. It was a receding hareline. Hoppy Easter.

    A bunch of Easter Bunnies were walking backwards. It was a receding hareline. Hoppy Easter.

    hagarum03/30/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Now would be the awkward time to tell you that I brought you an Easter egg, but then I ate it.

    Now would be the awkward time to tell you that I brought you an Easter egg, but then I ate it.

    maddy_r03/30/2013
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  • Instead of Candy, let's have Hidden Valley Ranch Carrots, Said NO KID EVER.

    Instead of Candy, let's have Hidden Valley Ranch Carrots, Said NO KID EVER.

    Kseniarose03/30/2013
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  • Children seeing a Bunny get Easter... Donnie Darko seeing a Bunny gets a strait jacket....

    Children seeing a Bunny get Easter... Donnie Darko seeing a Bunny gets a strait jacket....

    Kseniarose03/30/2013
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  • Know your Bible atrocities: Passover: God killed thousands of babies to free Jewish slaves. Easter: Jews killed Jesus for saying he.

    Know your Bible atrocities: Passover: God killed thousands of babies to free Jewish slaves. Easter: Jews killed Jesus for saying he.

    James220145203/30/2013
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  • I suggest we go out for Easter dinner this year. I think Jeebus has suffered enough.

    I suggest we go out for Easter dinner this year. I think Jeebus has suffered enough.

    wherethehellwasi.com03/30/2013
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  • Since we're atheists, we nailed your chocolate bunny to a stick. Is that close enough?

    Since we're atheists, we nailed your chocolate bunny to a stick. Is that close enough?

    unklscrufy03/30/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)

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