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  • Somewhat Topical

    Thanks for reminding me to adjust my clocks that adjust themselves.

    Thanks for reminding me to adjust my clocks that adjust themselves.

    Jason8402303/09/2012
    4.86 (7 votes)

  • Breakup

    I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

    I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

    cadorfi03/03/2012
    4.78 (37 votes)

  • Flirting

    Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

    Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

    lanner.az03/04/2012
    4.50 (28 votes)

  • Flirting

    I love the sound you make when you shut up.

    I love the sound you make when you shut up.

    lanner.az03/02/2012
    4.76 (38 votes)

  • Workplace

    I'm really swamped with things I shouldn't be spending time on right now.

    I'm really swamped with things I shouldn't be spending time on right now.

    Bottomofthebarrel02/29/2012
    4.59 (22 votes)

  • Workplace

    It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.

    It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.

    steveolectric03/06/2012
    4.57 (28 votes)

  • Sports

    Congratulations to a millionaire quarterback on being able to continue making millions in a much better city.

    Congratulations to a millionaire quarterback on being able to continue making millions in a much better city.

    Jockular03/07/2012
    4.86 (7 votes)

  • Friendship

    We are at that point in our friendship where you should realize that we don't have one.

    We are at that point in our friendship where you should realize that we don't have one.

    Josh120028603/06/2012
    5.00 (12 votes)

  • Reminders

    People who exercise live longer, but those extra years are spent at the gym.

    People who exercise live longer, but those extra years are spent at the gym.

    Kostas104/19/2011
    4.52 (21 votes)

  • Somewhat Topical

    I think I need a Pintervention.

    I think I need a Pintervention.

    Gishizzle03/01/2012
    4.48 (21 votes)

  • Friendship

    I would delete you off of my facebook friends list, but then you wouldn't be able to see all the fun things I do without you.

    I would delete you off of my facebook friends list, but then you wouldn't be able to see all the fun things I do without you.

    smw365602/25/2012
    4.84 (51 votes)

  • Birthday

    Age is just a number that determines how happy, attractive, and able-bodied you are.

    Age is just a number that determines how happy, attractive, and able-bodied you are.

    jumbie004902/27/2012
    4.24 (29 votes)

  • Somewhat Topical

    I wish I could buy Facebook stock with my Farmville money.

    I wish I could buy Facebook stock with my Farmville money.

    alexjmann02/20/2012
    4.47 (17 votes)

  • Encouragement

    Best of luck from someone hoping for your failure.

    Best of luck from someone hoping for your failure.

    alexjmann02/20/2012
    4.67 (12 votes)

  • Confession

    I haven't seen you since that time I hoped I'd never see you again.

    I haven't seen you since that time I hoped I'd never see you again.

    alexjmann02/20/2012
    4.54 (13 votes)

  • Friendship

    I hope your recent bout of happiness doesn't ruin our perfectly good, mutually beneficial relationship built on complaining.

    I hope your recent bout of happiness doesn't ruin our perfectly good, mutually beneficial relationship built on complaining.

    jpaulhaines02/27/2012
    4.47 (19 votes)

  • Confession

    None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.

    None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.

    seriouslyemily12/21/2011
    4.68 (34 votes)

  • Confession

    I can admit when you're wrong.

    I can admit when you're wrong.

    bnolan9002/20/2012
    4.06 (17 votes)

  • Apology

    I'm sorry that trying to avoid other people made me too tired to hang out with you.

    I'm sorry that trying to avoid other people made me too tired to hang out with you.

    Treets02/23/2012
    4.73 (11 votes)

  • Flirting

    I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.

    I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.

    Joseph772602/17/2012
    4.75 (24 votes)

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