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  • Christmas Season

    May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry Christmas.

    May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry Christmas.

    elg11/30/2010
    4.00 (11 votes)
  • Christmas Season

    The only thing I plan on giving you for the holidays is the creeps.

    The only thing I plan on giving you for the holidays is the creeps.

    s stanley12/09/2010
    4.36 (14 votes)
  • Flirting

    Let's hope you are, like most of my lovers, a terrible judge of character.

    Let's hope you are, like most of my lovers, a terrible judge of character.

    Kostas111/14/2010
    4.29 (17 votes)
  • Flirting

    You're my favorite cardio workout.

    You're my favorite cardio workout.

    bodyandsoul11/24/2013
    3.10 (10 votes)
  • Seasonal

    My favorite winter activity is going back inside.

    My favorite winter activity is going back inside.

    jujube5911/24/2013
    4.00 (8 votes)
  • Thanksgiving

    Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.

    Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.

    solmom11/20/2012
    3.90 (10 votes)
  • Thanksgiving

    The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.

    The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.

    Bottomofthebarrel11/21/2011
    4.33 (6 votes)
  • Workplace

    This week was five days too long.

    This week was five days too long.

    Katie346623611/14/2013
    2.75 (4 votes)
  • Reminders

    I'm not fat, I'm married.

    I'm not fat, I'm married.

    brc691411/14/2013
    4.43 (7 votes)
  • Drinking

    This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.

    This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.

    Rachel346297211/09/2013
    4.56 (18 votes)
  • Encouragement

    Just taking life one antidepressant at a time.

    Just taking life one antidepressant at a time.

    mija_00611/13/2013
    3.00 (4 votes)
  • Birthday

    Since you're pregnant on your birthday, it looks like I'll be drinking for two.

    Since you're pregnant on your birthday, it looks like I'll be drinking for two.

    Frankie346510011/12/2013
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Somewhat Topical

    Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little.

    Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little.

    Arthur14011/13/2013
    4.60 (10 votes)
  • Workplace

    My day job is hating my day job.

    My day job is hating my day job.

    FrenchieNightblossom11/11/2013
    4.20 (5 votes)
  • Encouragement

    Best of luck on your weight becoming as low as your self-esteem.

    Best of luck on your weight becoming as low as your self-esteem.

    Foo Faye11/08/2013
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Veterans Day

    In honor of Veteran's Day, I'd like to salute those soldiers who have serviced me.

    In honor of Veteran's Day, I'd like to salute those soldiers who have serviced me.

    Carrie1542811/11/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Flirting

    I'd settle for you.

    I'd settle for you.

    Sarah126566511/07/2013
    3.00 (3 votes)
  • Confession

    I'm my own cock block.

    I'm my own cock block.

    Burkeshelly 11/06/2013
    4.33 (6 votes)
  • Confession

    I believe in hate at first sight.

    I believe in hate at first sight.

    funcardfun11/04/2013
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Breakup

    I think we need some time away from each other forever.

    I think we need some time away from each other forever.

    catesrc11/04/2013
    4.89 (9 votes)

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