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  • Confession

    I complete me.

    I complete me.

    ajaxx03/13/2014
    4.20 (5 votes)
  • Confession

    You're the stereotype of someone who's always complaining about stereotypes.

    You're the stereotype of someone who's always complaining about stereotypes.

    Ed186058403/19/2014
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Workplace

    Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing.

    Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing.

    solmom03/20/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Workplace

    The only thing that stands between me and a pay raise is ambition.

    The only thing that stands between me and a pay raise is ambition.

    Benjamin214560704/08/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Pregnancy

    I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.

    I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.

    keenan0201/07/2010
    4.13 (61 votes)
  • Graduation

    A bachelor's degree is the new high school diploma.

    A bachelor's degree is the new high school diploma.

    lindseybe02/21/2011
    4.47 (19 votes)
  • Confession

    Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.

    Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.

    Season137024704/10/2012
    4.71 (73 votes)
  • Drinking

    Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

    Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

    TYoungs09/28/2012
    4.45 (11 votes)
  • Encouragement

    All the good women out there are either married, gay, or turned off by my numerous physical and emotional flaws.

    All the good women out there are either married, gay, or turned off by my numerous physical and emotional flaws.

    Vistico05/20/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Flirting

    I need a hug that results in wild sex.

    I need a hug that results in wild sex.

    Hap234767207/27/2013
    4.24 (29 votes)
  • Breakup

    I can't start thinking of you.

    I can't start thinking of you.

    stella611/26/2011
    4.33 (6 votes)
  • Breakup

    You deserve someone worse.

    You deserve someone worse.

    stella610/04/2011
    4.76 (17 votes)
  • Confession

    I value the opinions that you keep to yourself.

    I value the opinions that you keep to yourself.

    Benjamin214560707/03/2013
    3.71 (7 votes)
  • Breakup

    I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.

    I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.

    Tara339596008/12/2013
    3.80 (10 votes)
  • Encouragement

    I bet you'd be surprised at how often people don't think about you.

    I bet you'd be surprised at how often people don't think about you.

    Erin341757909/09/2013
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Sympathy

    Sorry you feel the need to blame Mondays for the consistently pitiful state of your existence.

    Sorry you feel the need to blame Mondays for the consistently pitiful state of your existence.

    Martian340299009/09/2013
    3.40 (5 votes)
  • Thinking of You

    I don't mind you criticizing me because at least it's one of the few times you're not talking about yourself.

    I don't mind you criticizing me because at least it's one of the few times you're not talking about yourself.

    Joe345699811/01/2013
    4.43 (7 votes)
  • Reminders

    You're eating with the confidence of a much thinner woman.

    You're eating with the confidence of a much thinner woman.

    Ziad350092301/07/2014
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Get Well

    I hope you recover from your illness faster than I get annoyed by you whining about your illness.

    I hope you recover from your illness faster than I get annoyed by you whining about your illness.

    Todd162082102/20/2014
    4.75 (4 votes)
  • Cry for Help

    I even postpone procrastination.

    I even postpone procrastination.

    white.noise11/11/2010
    4.68 (25 votes)

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