If you decide to run, I'll have a small cup of Gatorade for you on your way out.
Sorry to hear about the loss of your balls.
I'll be easy as long as you're hard.
Luke Perry and Matt Damon present... Heartburn.
Deeeeez nuts, who wants deez nuts?
I'm only here to find a fuck buddy.
This Summer, don't miss Robert De Niro as... The Colonel.
For this amount of bullshit I'd better be seeing some titties.
Hurry it up unless you want me to turn your stocking into a future diamond mine.
It ain't the size of the sceptre, it's how you stroke it.
Waiter gets the tip, date gets the shaft.
It's behavior like this that makes me averse to giving you oral.
The trick with babies is resisting the urge to use them as a shake weight.
Whoa there, cowboy. Let's get you an IQ test before you waste another cow.
This is what Noah's wife got in the divorce.
Remember the days when we'd think this was a bride and her dad?
