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    Very soon we'll ship the stupid little bitch down the aisle & be done with this idiocracy forever. Well, until they procreate that is.

    the tinkle fairy 2 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Just when I think you've said the dumbest thing you've ever said, I know it will be immediately followed by the dumbest thing you've ever said

    Longstrokes 19 hours ago
    4.33 (3 votes)

  • Remember: I love you and support you no matter what happens. Unless you fuck up, so you should try to avoid doing that.

    undeadmolly 23 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • I am concerned your focus on the perils of the Bermuda Triangle will affect your excellent progress toward becoming a productive member of our global society.

    Pete17054 yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Drown the butterflies in your stomach with three fingers of whiskey.

    shirley ujest 08/31/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • Sometimes, I purposefully fuck up so I can wear this cap and fantasize about life as a unicorn.

    junk 08/31/2010
    4.12 (8 votes)

  • Remember, the pursuit of money has no obvious natural end to it.

    wordherd 08/29/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • She likes you.

    susanmaxwell 08/29/2010
    1.00 (2 votes)

  • Christ is all you really need to cure your depression-- Christ, plus Astroglide.

    atomic--tampon 08/29/2010
    3.70 (10 votes)

  • Frankly, it would be more awkward to not have sex....

    susanmaxwell 08/28/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Trust me buddy, a little sweet talk and she will totally go for the anal fisting. If not, go to plan B: Tequilla

    troyadamietz 08/28/2010
    1.00 (2 votes)

  • A few more years of practice and I'll be like Lance Armstrong... well minus the dating Sheryl Crow and possibly banging one of the Olsen twins......

    troyadamietz 08/27/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • I think my inner-thighs are chapped...

    susanmaxwell 08/27/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • I admire that the cooling weather has not discouraged you from wearing extremely slutty summer outfits

    lxxepicxxl 08/27/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Try alphabet pooping.

    plsjtj 08/27/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • I like to refer to Wal-Mart shoppers as Wal-Martians.

    patsydog 08/27/2010
    3.75 (4 votes)

  • What now, bitches?

    plsjtj 08/27/2010
    1.50 (2 votes)

  • Hey Stew! Rents due motha fucka. And dont be pulling that falling down the stairs shit again...Are you consious?

    forgettable 08/26/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • Class of 2010: Happy unemployment!

    thenewoldbiddy 08/26/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Enjoy what you can remember of your company party!

    andreamiddleton 08/26/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)
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