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My mom says anal doesn't hurt at all.
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That YouTube rebuttal just lowered your grade.
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Crying, it gets the sad out.
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Put it down hard for my dogs that's locked in the bang... When you hit the bricks, new whips, money ain't a thang!!
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Your outlook on life would be downright depressing, if not for your sarcasm, cynicism, and alcoholism.
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Yeah, I guess you did "just break wind." If by breaking wind, you mean dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
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FUCK - SHIT - DAMN - BALLS...Tourettes, a license to swear.
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Here's to Energy Drinks... to keep me awake and unproductive all day long!
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Jesus did this shit and got famous, so why the fuck can't I do the same thing?
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Today I learned that I'll never find love on a street corner.
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My girlfriend came home from work crying and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my XBOX !
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i don't always perv out, but when i do, it's to you.
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Behold! The land where you can pin things that interest you! This is Pinterest! Show people how interesting you are!
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This is the weed you could be smoking with the money you saved from switching to Geico.
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*facepalm*.
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I have a good idea. How about you take your balls out of your wife's purse and just do it.
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Wait 'til the guys hear I got me a Little Pussy last night... ...And since Mom brought me home a kitten, it's not technically a lie.
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Seriously...Glowsticks, beach balls... What do you think this is String Cheese Incident? Its a fucking Biscuits show Shut up and DANCE!
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If you clap one more time while the Biscuits are playing, I am going to cut your fucking hands off.
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I'm saving myself for a world-famous supermodel that will defend my honor against the harshest of critics.
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