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  • Well, did the Fuck-up fairy visit us again?

    Well, did the Fuck-up fairy visit us again?

    Agnieszka158048705/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

    I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

    Agnieszka158048705/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • When the world gives you a thousand reasons to cry, give the world a thousand maniacal laughs.

    When the world gives you a thousand reasons to cry, give the world a thousand maniacal laughs.

    sayanythingsayers05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Blah blah blah, shopping, blah blah blah, stuff, bla blah blah, more bullshit, blah blah blah... I don't care, shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich woman!

    Blah blah blah, shopping, blah blah blah, stuff, bla blah blah, more bullshit, blah blah blah... I don't care, shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich woman!

    dharder7605/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'The world needs more signs with profound sayings on them to post on Facebook.' - No one. Ever.

    "The world needs more signs with profound sayings on them to post on Facebook." - No one. Ever.

    fgilly05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I found Mommy's anal beads!

    I found Mommy's anal beads!

    DirtyMaggieMay05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The world need more signs with profound sayings on them to post on Facebook - No one. Ever.

    The world need more signs with profound sayings on them to post on Facebook - No one. Ever.

    fgilly05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • There are 2 words that will open all the doors for you. 'push and pull'.

    There are 2 words that will open all the doors for you. "push and pull".

    Jose153697605/22/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Pssst... You know, you could skip all that extra work if you'd just add 1467 and 274 together. Just sayin'....

    Pssst... You know, you could skip all that extra work if you'd just add 1467 and 274 together. Just sayin'....

    StaticNomad05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sweet Jesus! Online shopping is so exhilarating!

    Sweet Jesus! Online shopping is so exhilarating!

    Jose153697605/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Remember what mom said, 'If you can't say anything nice, put it in writing.'

    Remember what mom said, "If you can't say anything nice, put it in writing."

    Rb197005/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You know, even from the other side of the world, I'm still better than you.

    You know, even from the other side of the world, I'm still better than you.

    Andrew_Houghton05/22/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Even if they come to steal you tomorrow. I'll know my smile was yours.

    Even if they come to steal you tomorrow. I'll know my smile was yours.

    Jp158794305/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You look like you don't want me to become a bigger asshole, than I already am. So, you really shouldn't teach me to live my life like you do.

    You look like you don't want me to become a bigger asshole, than I already am. So, you really shouldn't teach me to live my life like you do.

    Coroziune158781405/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Why be afraid? MAKE IT HAPPEN.

    Why be afraid? MAKE IT HAPPEN.

    Jill130421305/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Look! I made a list of everything interesting I have to say!

    Look! I made a list of everything interesting I have to say!

    Gabrial158752505/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And on the seventh day, God rested. And not a single fuck was given.

    And on the seventh day, God rested. And not a single fuck was given.

    carcinogen05/22/2012
    3.33 (3 votes)
  • You look like I need a drink or ten.

    You look like I need a drink or ten.

    Ivan155975705/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • That's right son, Kobe Bryant is a little bitch. Now watch the Thunder make him pout like one.

    That's right son, Kobe Bryant is a little bitch. Now watch the Thunder make him pout like one.

    Josh158673205/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I can't wait until we make enough money to play the lottery.

    I can't wait until we make enough money to play the lottery.

    brixhilda05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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