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  • You can assume that this card is about you just so you think I really give a shit.

    You can assume that this card is about you just so you think I really give a shit.

    kd152205/14/2012
    4.60 (5 votes)
  • Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

    Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

    Amy778015905/07/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Life isn't about who is right and who is wrong... It's about you doing what I tell you to do without any complaints.

    Life isn't about who is right and who is wrong... It's about you doing what I tell you to do without any complaints.

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Oh wow... That's a whole lot of fucking stupid for one person... Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud.

    Oh wow... That's a whole lot of fucking stupid for one person... Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud.

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Christopher Reeve thought he could fly off of his horse. He doesn't think that anymore.

    Christopher Reeve thought he could fly off of his horse. He doesn't think that anymore.

    lane.michael2904/12/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Look at all the fucks I give.

    Look at all the fucks I give.

    jbt3f04/28/2012
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • Remember what mom said, 'If you can't say anything nice, put it in writing.'

    Remember what mom said, "If you can't say anything nice, put it in writing."

    Rb197005/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If only facebook 'likes' equated me to me not still being lonely tonight.

    If only facebook "likes" equated me to me not still being lonely tonight.

    Pier359205/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Its Friday and its five o'fuck it o'clock!

    Its Friday and its five o'fuck it o'clock!

    InAWorldOfMyOwn05/11/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Well you're just a little prick, aren't you?

    Well you're just a little prick, aren't you?

    rainmandefinitely04/20/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • You're so stupid, it makes me want to ski right into a tree.

    You're so stupid, it makes me want to ski right into a tree.

    rainmandefinitely04/25/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Cheers! Here's to friends who are so drunk, they can't even sit down without falling over!

    Cheers! Here's to friends who are so drunk, they can't even sit down without falling over!

    rainmandefinitely04/25/2012
    4.75 (4 votes)
  • Now THAT'S an ass.

    Now THAT'S an ass.

    rainmandefinitely04/25/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • In the land of the drunkards... The man with the bar is king.

    In the land of the drunkards... The man with the bar is king.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • What do you mean I can't steps on the sleep?

    What do you mean I can't steps on the sleep?

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Dear god... When the rapture comes... Can you please take the stupid people first? So we can enjoy just like 5minutes of life for once?

    Dear god... When the rapture comes... Can you please take the stupid people first? So we can enjoy just like 5minutes of life for once?

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Not sure if milk... Or if Bessie just orgasmed all over my hands...

    Not sure if milk... Or if Bessie just orgasmed all over my hands...

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • On the other side of this door is a world full of hurt... If you don't fucking shut up, you'll find yourself in there real quick.

    On the other side of this door is a world full of hurt... If you don't fucking shut up, you'll find yourself in there real quick.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Here's the problem... Your convertible still has a roof. Let me just saw that off for you.

    Here's the problem... Your convertible still has a roof. Let me just saw that off for you.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Insert overused joke about women being cows here...

    Insert overused joke about women being cows here...

    rainmandefinitely04/27/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)

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