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  • My entire goal in life is to show my friends who are not single how awesome being single is.

    My entire goal in life is to show my friends who are not single how awesome being single is.

    gsaumat2405/21/2012
    11 sends
    4.40 (5 votes)
  • While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.

    While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.

    abyley05/05/2012
    4 sends
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • If I had your penis I'd think with it, too.

    If I had your penis I'd think with it, too.

    bsking01/02/2009
    4 sends
    4.39 (76 votes)
  • I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games.

    I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games.

    airish02/09/2012
    3 sends
    4.76 (17 votes)
  • Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

    Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

    jason1461505/02/2012
    2 sends
    4.88 (8 votes)
  • Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

    Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

    Amy778015905/07/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Making another mistake in his financial planning by emptying out his 401k just to buy Facebook stock...

    Making another mistake in his financial planning by emptying out his 401k just to buy Facebook stock...

    Jeffrey5534105/18/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Dear Lord, please let me remember to say 'And with Your Spirit' at mass.

    Dear Lord, please let me remember to say "And with Your Spirit" at mass.

    Jack27211402/03/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You always cease to amaze me.

    You always cease to amaze me.

    truestory12/11/2010
    1 sends
    4.53 (30 votes)
  • On the bright side, you could still get your book published before DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Vinny, Sammi, or J-Woww!

    On the bright side, you could still get your book published before DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Vinny, Sammi, or J-Woww!

    jstobie01/07/2011
    1 sends
    2.82 (11 votes)
  • Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours.

    Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours.

    Kostas101/21/2011
    1 sends
    4.66 (29 votes)
  • You have all the makings of a completely forgettable player involved in a blockbuster trade.

    You have all the makings of a completely forgettable player involved in a blockbuster trade.

    bellini31102/22/2011
    1 sends
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Thursday! You're only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you're doing right now!

    Happy Thursday! You're only one day away from being two days away from doing the same work you're doing right now!

    rhdaniel104/07/2011
    1 sends
    4.83 (6 votes)
  • I knew I'd amount to nothing someday.

    I knew I'd amount to nothing someday.

    bandrade04/12/2011
    1 sends
    4.93 (15 votes)
  • There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.

    There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.

    tommcd0905/03/2011
    1 sends
    4.76 (50 votes)
  • I have faith that your future won't include being a crazy cat lady, only because I know you're more of a dog person.

    I have faith that your future won't include being a crazy cat lady, only because I know you're more of a dog person.

    Gracesherin9008/01/2011
    1 sends
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Don't let rejection get you down. Being attractive is a complex job anyway, trust me.

    Don't let rejection get you down. Being attractive is a complex job anyway, trust me.

    Alana860608/20/2011
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

    May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

    esjay08/20/2011
    1 sends
    4.70 (37 votes)
  • You are one stack of shit away from an episode of hoarders.

    You are one stack of shit away from an episode of hoarders.

    Bottomofthebarrel08/22/2011
    1 sends
    4.72 (50 votes)
  • If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

    If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

    kitten9609/06/2011
    1 sends
    5.00 (4 votes)

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