"I have high expectations in life".
Let's keep Pintrest to ourselves, so it isn't ruined by our parents... ...like Facebook was.
You have your mother's eyes and the mailman's nose.
Blood is thicker than water. It can also clot and cause sudden death.
Why is this lady singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" to me like that????
Your bedwetting is why mommy's on pills.
Each year, Sarah Winchester would build rooms onto her house by hand with glue and balsa wood.
Your ADHD makes me want to K-I-L-L you!!
If we weren't related, there's no way I'd ever hang out with you.
Which one should we bring home?
Why are we chilling with this baby? Seriously, who's baby is that?
Thanks for teaching me about life's disappointments by never removing the crusts on my sandwiches.
Sisters by chance, friends because we're both alcoholic whores.
Mommy ordered this for you from that commercial on television.
And then you'll get married and have children and wonder what the fuck happened.
Cool story, Mom, but can we talk about something other than your vagina now?
And that kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack... But it would not be the last.
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