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  • Hopefully my son is wearing his chastity belt. Church isn't what is used to be.

    Hopefully my son is wearing his chastity belt. Church isn't what is used to be.

    catch6105/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Ezbekiah's wonderful tongue gymnastics always wowed dawn- of-civilization parties.

    Ezbekiah's wonderful tongue gymnastics always wowed dawn- of-civilization parties.

    Paul124130405/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Are YOU for the 3$$!0N ?

    Are YOU for the 3$$!0N ?

    Blake155306705/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'I said real food, not pretend! Now I'm going to have to cut a bitch!'

    "I said real food, not pretend! Now I'm going to have to cut a bitch!"

    zaxism102205/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I can't fix it but i can make it worse.

    I can't fix it but i can make it worse.

    rantis04/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • When I said lets hang out on 420, what I meant was........ Lets smoke ourselves into a food coma, and passout on the patio.

    When I said lets hang out on 420, what I meant was........ Lets smoke ourselves into a food coma, and passout on the patio.

    Cassandra Kara104/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I will knock you into the middle of next week.

    I will knock you into the middle of next week.

    Colleen134206804/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • No hard feelings, but I don't really prefer to kiss people I don't even know in family reunions.

    No hard feelings, but I don't really prefer to kiss people I don't even know in family reunions.

    hammer-head03/28/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Mom, can I take you to my therapist? 'Cause he thinks I'm making you up.

    Mom, can I take you to my therapist? 'Cause he thinks I'm making you up.

    andimac1403/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And, that's how your father got gonorrhea for the third time.

    And, that's how your father got gonorrhea for the third time.

    adenandrews02/10/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You know who else hates birth control? The 50s.

    You know who else hates birth control? The 50s.

    brandinius02/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Remember, Jimmy, since you were born after 2000, just know how shitty most school kids are nowadays with their smartphones, Tumblrs and terrible tastes in music.

    Remember, Jimmy, since you were born after 2000, just know how shitty most school kids are nowadays with their smartphones, Tumblrs and terrible tastes in music.

    Frank322702/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Drink up. The food is even worse than the company.

    Drink up. The food is even worse than the company.

    KLipp02/03/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • not a citizen, no problem just jump in the van and I'll take you where you need to go.

    not a citizen, no problem just jump in the van and I'll take you where you need to go.

    thatsshott01/30/2012
    1.00 (2 votes)
  • See, the shit is flying pretty well.

    See, the shit is flying pretty well.

    Hangagod01/27/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Good luck on your Family Gathering with your alcoholic, drug infested bitter, jealous Family members.

    Good luck on your Family Gathering with your alcoholic, drug infested bitter, jealous Family members.

    Christina1102301/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Who ordered the tits?

    Who ordered the tits?

    Adam123570801/12/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Tonight's family dinner is a freshly prepared assortment of neuroses and insults with a special dessert made from my tears.

    Tonight's family dinner is a freshly prepared assortment of neuroses and insults with a special dessert made from my tears.

    thatcartoonguy01/08/2012
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • Let's hang out and diss Black Veil Brides fans over the Internet.

    Let's hang out and diss Black Veil Brides fans over the Internet.

    laqueefa01/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Shit JUST got real!

    Shit JUST got real!

    Ladyfingers12/07/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)

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