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Hopefully my son is wearing his chastity belt. Church isn't what is used to be.
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Ezbekiah's wonderful tongue gymnastics always wowed dawn- of-civilization parties.
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Are YOU for the 3$$!0N ?
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"I said real food, not pretend! Now I'm going to have to cut a bitch!"
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I can't fix it but i can make it worse.
rantis04/20/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
When I said lets hang out on 420, what I meant was........ Lets smoke ourselves into a food coma, and passout on the patio.
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I will knock you into the middle of next week.
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No hard feelings, but I don't really prefer to kiss people I don't even know in family reunions.
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Mom, can I take you to my therapist? 'Cause he thinks I'm making you up.
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And, that's how your father got gonorrhea for the third time.
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You know who else hates birth control? The 50s.
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Remember, Jimmy, since you were born after 2000, just know how shitty most school kids are nowadays with their smartphones, Tumblrs and terrible tastes in music.
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Drink up. The food is even worse than the company.
KLipp02/03/2012 5.00 (2 votes) -
not a citizen, no problem just jump in the van and I'll take you where you need to go.
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See, the shit is flying pretty well.
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Good luck on your Family Gathering with your alcoholic, drug infested bitter, jealous Family members.
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Who ordered the tits?
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Tonight's family dinner is a freshly prepared assortment of neuroses and insults with a special dessert made from my tears.
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Let's hang out and diss Black Veil Brides fans over the Internet.
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Shit JUST got real!