Sometimes, I'd like to run away and join the circus, but I think I already live there.
Dear HOPEFULLY NOT a future sister-in-law, your son calls me Daddy.
Son, the only thing we have in common is we've been in the same vagina.
Dont let me catch you in my porn.
Are you always going to be a bitch or will you eventually grow out of it?
See honey, these were our hopes and dreams before you came along and crushed them.
Daddy, what are those 2 girls gonna do with that cup?
I wish I was the black sheep of my family, so that most of them wouldn't talk to me.
Winters are very cold without you.
I'll make you into the little brother mom and dad promised you would be.
I'll be glad when school's out, and I don't have to do my kid's homework anymore.
Hahaha what a shitty sandwich that was. Your mom cleary didn't eplain it properly did she?
Sad, your wife died? Good thing you have two more.
Should I get off the computer and spend time with my family?..... Naaaaah.
Easy, Jim, she SAYS they're peanut butter and jelly, I just don't trust the bitch!
I'm going to have daddy issues when I grow up.
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