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  • Oh, you try to rationalize with your child instead of telling them no or disciplining them. Please let me know when your next trip to juvenile hall is.

    Oh, you try to rationalize with your child instead of telling them no or disciplining them. Please let me know when your next trip to juvenile hall is.

    Lily Odairyesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Uncrustables. For the parent whose time is more precious than their child.

    Uncrustables. For the parent whose time is more precious than their child.

    Jodi4487yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When Sisters stand Shoulder to shoulder Who could stand Against us??

    When Sisters stand Shoulder to shoulder Who could stand Against us??

    Trish112385yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you for reminding me of how self centered and hypocritical you are. I had almost forgotten.

    Thank you for reminding me of how self centered and hypocritical you are. I had almost forgotten.

    Christi1077382yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Look, honey. He takes after you.

    Look, honey. He takes after you.

    akabickleyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Mom...?!

    Mom...?!

    Great Scott12/09/2010
    3.29 (7 votes)
  • I'm pretty sure the only two eggs I have left are a down syndrome and a spina bifida. But thanks for asking me again about my plans to have kids.

    I'm pretty sure the only two eggs I have left are a down syndrome and a spina bifida. But thanks for asking me again about my plans to have kids.

    luckyirishkisses04/16/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I made my brother buy my Tampons.

    I made my brother buy my Tampons.

    pizza2go04/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry your brother is an asshole... Want to volunteer him as tribute in The Hunger Games?

    Sorry your brother is an asshole... Want to volunteer him as tribute in The Hunger Games?

    burlesquebabydoll04/24/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Please pass me that parenting handbook. I need to smack my kid with it.

    Please pass me that parenting handbook. I need to smack my kid with it.

    Kara143899104/25/2012
    4.74 (19 votes)
  • Mommy, I'm afraid I'll be a slut like you when I'm older.

    Mommy, I'm afraid I'll be a slut like you when I'm older.

    theprophet04/27/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Your father doesn't agree with simultaneous release.

    Your father doesn't agree with simultaneous release.

    djjessejamesdenver04/27/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • So... it looks like we DO have a kid... shit.

    So... it looks like we DO have a kid... shit.

    villhelmromero04/27/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'Seriously. Right up your ass'.

    "Seriously. Right up your ass".

    Dan145426704/27/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I don't know why I like to drop it like it's hot, Mom. I just do.

    I don't know why I like to drop it like it's hot, Mom. I just do.

    Weird10104/29/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Nothing like a family reunion to remind me why we never see each other.

    Nothing like a family reunion to remind me why we never see each other.

    r2warnoc04/30/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I was a great mom...until I had kids.

    I was a great mom...until I had kids.

    guzmanv204/30/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Unless you're googling 'how to make a sandwich,' I suggest one of you go make me a sandwich.

    Unless you're googling "how to make a sandwich," I suggest one of you go make me a sandwich.

    Aaron146535804/30/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I love you so much, I didn't give you shaken baby syndrome.

    I love you so much, I didn't give you shaken baby syndrome.

    Samantha146913404/30/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • That's a delightful story, but how does that help me get a sandwich?

    That's a delightful story, but how does that help me get a sandwich?

    Joshua149015705/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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