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  • RIP Johnny...after smelling Felicia's farts....

    RIP Johnny...after smelling Felicia's farts....

    leeleebee3404/17/2014
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  • I will always love you no matter who I marry!!!

    I will always love you no matter who I marry!!!

    Tamara356560004/16/2014
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  • You read Outlander and don't want to read any more books 'like that'? I respect your feelings and value your opinion. Oh, and here, I want you to meet my door.

    You read Outlander and don't want to read any more books 'like that'? I respect your feelings and value your opinion. Oh, and here, I want you to meet my door.

    Denise Sevier351829904/16/2014
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  • And now to spend the next six months relentlessly panicking about what I'm missing at work.

    And now to spend the next six months relentlessly panicking about what I'm missing at work.

    Christine356506704/16/2014
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  • Miss Foozie!!! I mean who gives a shit?

    Miss Foozie!!! I mean who gives a shit?

    Bill356499104/15/2014
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  • I bend over like this so you can kiss my big ass!

    I bend over like this so you can kiss my big ass!

    Heather356395304/14/2014
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  • sweetie, if your friends post shitty pictures of you on facebook they're not your friends.

    sweetie, if your friends post shitty pictures of you on facebook they're not your friends.

    Heather356395304/14/2014
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  • Dat dat da da da d-a, Dat dat da da d-a, Dat dat da da da da Blo-w me...

    Dat dat da da da d-a, Dat dat da da d-a, Dat dat da da da da Blo-w me...

    Jeffrey351271704/13/2014
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  • As you can see Ted, we plan on driving a lightning bolt right in to your head. So long!

    As you can see Ted, we plan on driving a lightning bolt right in to your head. So long!

    Jeffrey351271704/13/2014
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  • I create my own Happiness. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. A. Reed.

    I create my own Happiness. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. A. Reed.

    Ashleykay8904/12/2014
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  • The house looks so much better, now that the bank owns it!

    The house looks so much better, now that the bank owns it!

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
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  • Fuck this shit! I'm going to Hogwarts!

    Fuck this shit! I'm going to Hogwarts!

    Cheryl122684404/10/2014
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  • You can read the menu, but eat dinner at home.

    You can read the menu, but eat dinner at home.

    Jessica356201204/10/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hmm...let me file that under 'not my problem...'

    Hmm...let me file that under "not my problem..."

    vegasmike0204/07/2014
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  • There is nothing worse than waiting for someone........ And then seeing them walk away :(.

    There is nothing worse than waiting for someone........ And then seeing them walk away :(.

    Nerelle350231904/07/2014
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  • Having tried to get rid of Moses by floating him down the river, his parents decided to send him down 'Kill Hill' and see what happened.

    Having tried to get rid of Moses by floating him down the river, his parents decided to send him down "Kill Hill" and see what happened.

    Nate355888604/06/2014
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  • It's time for you to leave again? I would say I will miss you, but I want you to remember me for my brutal honesty.

    It's time for you to leave again? I would say I will miss you, but I want you to remember me for my brutal honesty.

    krayzd04/03/2014
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Goodbye my dear. I'll randomly drunk text you sometime!

    Goodbye my dear. I'll randomly drunk text you sometime!

    salterjm04/02/2014
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  • Your mouth is open and sounds are coming out but for fuck's sake, make sense quickly or I will do you harm.

    Your mouth is open and sounds are coming out but for fuck's sake, make sense quickly or I will do you harm.

    Comics348438904/02/2014
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  • It's over here, the place where you should wait and count to a thousand until I come back.

    It's over here, the place where you should wait and count to a thousand until I come back.

    kissmygrits04/02/2014
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