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  • Dear homophobic boss, If being gay is such a disease, can I call in sick for the rest of life? Sincerely, I quit.

    Dear homophobic boss, If being gay is such a disease, can I call in sick for the rest of life? Sincerely, I quit.

    WhiteZik1 hour ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Komen - Time to start with a CLEAN slate! Nancy and the Board that agreed with her - have GOT to go!

    Komen - Time to start with a CLEAN slate! Nancy and the Board that agreed with her - have GOT to go!

    Carol2585812 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I aint doin shit! Now get the fuck outta here!!!

    I aint doin shit! Now get the fuck outta here!!!

    Brian91632yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Ohh no you di'n't.

    Ohh no you di'n't.

    Alex239628yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hmm. Doesn't say how old she is...

    Hmm. Doesn't say how old she is...

    Alex239628yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I was going to buy you a gift, but here is an empty box that represents all the fucks I give about you instead.

    I was going to buy you a gift, but here is an empty box that represents all the fucks I give about you instead.

    yourmomwashere02/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Fuck this shit.

    Fuck this shit.

    yourmomwashere02/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Go hide, and I won't seek.

    Go hide, and I won't seek.

    Christopher1100602/04/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I'd love to listen to more of your illogical, unsupported conclusions, but I have to go hit things now.

    I'd love to listen to more of your illogical, unsupported conclusions, but I have to go hit things now.

    Nanea102/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope I never have to see you again.

    I hope I never have to see you again.

    delaneymanning02/03/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not saying she is a slut, but she has had more cocks than every farm in the entire state of Texas. Cock-a-doodle-doo.

    I'm not saying she is a slut, but she has had more cocks than every farm in the entire state of Texas. Cock-a-doodle-doo.

    mhankins02/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • What's that? You HATE drama? OK THEN STOP CAUSING IT!!!!!!!!!!

    What's that? You HATE drama? OK THEN STOP CAUSING IT!!!!!!!!!!

    Kalie1802/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope you and your hand have a beautiful life together.

    I hope you and your hand have a beautiful life together.

    ladycupcake02/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You should have shown me your tits.

    You should have shown me your tits.

    matt01229202/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'Hey... wait for me... I wanna go on the sleepover.'

    "Hey... wait for me... I wanna go on the sleepover."

    naboomboo02/01/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • hmm... you should probably just go FUCK YOURSELF. yea... that's what you should do.

    hmm... you should probably just go FUCK YOURSELF. yea... that's what you should do.

    politeasfuckyo01/31/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It takes a second to lose someone special. It takes a lifetime of booze to live happily without them.

    It takes a second to lose someone special. It takes a lifetime of booze to live happily without them.

    jmhihello01/30/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Toodaloo mother fuckers!

    Toodaloo mother fuckers!

    Danielle9409401/30/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Being fake is the new real. Fuck this life...

    Being fake is the new real. Fuck this life...

    lilb14601/29/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • My personal web server encounters an error everytime we exchange emails, so if you want to read my thoughts get a twitter account or farewell.

    My personal web server encounters an error everytime we exchange emails, so if you want to read my thoughts get a twitter account or farewell.

    misssoul_groove01/28/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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