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    Cheeseburgers will ward off the ghost of your memory.

    wordherd yesterday
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • So long BITCH

    seattleezra 08/30/2010
    3.00 (3 votes)

  • It's bad enough that you unfriended me on Facebook. Now you blocked me? That just crosses the line.

    mem55555 08/28/2010
    3.40 (5 votes)

  • Sorry, but I can't hold it all together anymore.

    wordherd 08/25/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Fine. No more magic tricks.

    wordherd 08/25/2010
    4.00 (2 votes)

  • I can tell you're too busy to spend time with me.

    wordherd 08/25/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Westward Ho!

    memmily 08/25/2010
    2.00 (1 votes)

  • My dear, you will never make it without me.

    the dalai lummox 08/24/2010
    3.33 (3 votes)

  • Have fun on your trip unless you end up on a plane or bus with a church group or rock stars,in which case I'll probably never see you again.

    mjonharr 08/23/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • May the departure delays, infinitesimal legroom, overprocessed air, vomit-inducing turbulence & crying babies be mitigated by the stale peanuts and flat soft drinks.

    ggreen1014 08/23/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • That was the worst pickup line I have ever heard so just be thankful and move on.

    jhodges1029 08/20/2010
    1.00 (3 votes)

  • Hope you enjoy your vacation and the debilitating depression you will undoubtedly experience upon your return.

    aliewalsh 08/19/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • Screw you guys, I'm going home.

    meanstreak24_7 08/19/2010
    4.00 (2 votes)

  • Let us find religion now that we may drop dead any day soon

    Jonathan8160 08/19/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Let's pretend to plan on staying in touch.

    markusskinnus 08/18/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • The most remarkable thing that will ever come out of your mouth will be your final breath.

    brjeet 08/14/2010
    4.75 (4 votes)

  • I'm sorry, but I wouldn't even touch you with a Barge, let alone a barg pole

    docsquee 08/13/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • I've grown so tired of the menage a moi.

    ruby423 08/12/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Well Mr. Frivels, we're off to the vet! You've been a great dog for the last four years but I prefer puppies. Don't worry all dogs go to heaven!

    beweissman 08/08/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • As you travel the world, try not to pick up AIDS... it might put a strain on our relationship (and your immune system).

    victoriasara 08/05/2010
    1.33 (3 votes)
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