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  • My eagerness to kill you in a sword fighting duel is slightly overshadowed by the stink of the crap you just took in your pants.

    My eagerness to kill you in a sword fighting duel is slightly overshadowed by the stink of the crap you just took in your pants.

    kdubcomedy03/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The truth is we keep you insecure about size so smaller guys will still make more money then the endowed ones.

    The truth is we keep you insecure about size so smaller guys will still make more money then the endowed ones.

    ali14303/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • A rose for each man I loved. May they rest in peace. Wanna go out?

    A rose for each man I loved. May they rest in peace. Wanna go out?

    Tristan35503/10/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd like to invite you to fuck off!

    I'd like to invite you to fuck off!

    JessRox03/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We're off on the trip of our dreams. We never knew free banjo music was included!!

    We're off on the trip of our dreams. We never knew free banjo music was included!!

    n8tvone02/08/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • What you mean Drake is better than Common?

    What you mean Drake is better than Common?

    tato71801/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's sad to see you go, but thanks for quitting, the rest of us just got a raise...

    It's sad to see you go, but thanks for quitting, the rest of us just got a raise...

    LilWiz11/15/2011
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • We'll be missing you for all the times we forgot to share with you.

    We'll be missing you for all the times we forgot to share with you.

    cm2dude10/18/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Welcome Home! But why are you back so soon? It has only been One Term!?!

    Welcome Home! But why are you back so soon? It has only been One Term!?!

    luckydog7510/15/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Our projections show that your bitchery is off the charts.

    Our projections show that your bitchery is off the charts.

    Sarah20533609/29/2011
    2.00 (2 votes)
  • Don't Have faith In The American Justice System? Move to China!

    Don't Have faith In The American Justice System? Move to China!

    Jane_doe07/07/2011
    3.75 (4 votes)
  • How lucky are you that you got to look at me? You're welcome uglies!

    How lucky are you that you got to look at me? You're welcome uglies!

    pmiddleton8306/28/2011
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm out.

    I'm out.

    egdoletihw04/18/2011
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I hope you can breathe compressed farts.

    I hope you can breathe compressed farts.

    terriblyvexed04/08/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you hurry up and leave, we can start celebrating the fact you won't be back.

    If you hurry up and leave, we can start celebrating the fact you won't be back.

    ninja_style03/22/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Participate or watch on our mass suicide!

    Participate or watch on our mass suicide!

    dvdmrn12/26/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • You are cordially invited to my self-imposed intervention.

    You are cordially invited to my self-imposed intervention.

    jwils12809/13/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Cathode ray tube (crt) monitors are stupid.

    Cathode ray tube (crt) monitors are stupid.

    Melinda1359503/08/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • You cross the line when you talk about someone's father like that.!

    You cross the line when you talk about someone's father like that.!

    $10soulmate01/12/2010
    1.20 (5 votes)
  • Nut.

    Nut.

    $10soulmate12/17/2009
    1.00 (4 votes)

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