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  • Fire OBAMA ! Wear 'RED' on Tues, Oct 2 to let Obama know he is FIRED !!

    Fire OBAMA ! Wear "RED" on Tues, Oct 2 to let Obama know he is FIRED !!

    thinkwayne09/21/2012
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  • I invite you to get the hell out of my life.

    I invite you to get the hell out of my life.

    BirdyJoyce09/25/2012
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  • Contrary to your opinion, not everything is about you. I have other things on my plate.

    Contrary to your opinion, not everything is about you. I have other things on my plate.

    famousamos09/27/2012
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  • I'm only mildly successful at procrastinating the inevitable.

    I'm only mildly successful at procrastinating the inevitable.

    ubiknoir09/28/2012
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  • On the agenda today, it looks like I have a bar mitzvah, followed by a circumcision to perform, and lastly, a 'Jesus Christ' to crucify.

    On the agenda today, it looks like I have a bar mitzvah, followed by a circumcision to perform, and lastly, a "Jesus Christ" to crucify.

    Rand290006012/30/2012
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  • The reason the Mayan calendar ended December 21, 2012 is because they ran out of room.

    The reason the Mayan calendar ended December 21, 2012 is because they ran out of room.

    dhabben01/05/2013
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  • Yea, Orcas only live to about 25-30 years old in the wild.... Just like Elephants are really unicorns in disguise.

    Yea, Orcas only live to about 25-30 years old in the wild.... Just like Elephants are really unicorns in disguise.

    John241928607/26/2013
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  • I'm sorry dear, but I blindly followed the status quo. Had I realized there are other ways to learn, I could have let you enjoy the next 12 years of your life.

    I'm sorry dear, but I blindly followed the status quo. Had I realized there are other ways to learn, I could have let you enjoy the next 12 years of your life.

    webconnoisseur08/28/2013
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  • Jeden, odjebi.

    Jeden, odjebi.

    Frane341668309/08/2013
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  • Lets bid Farewell to those politicians who simply can't sit down and work out solutions. Let those who blindly follow some 'leader' be led to the EXIT !

    Lets bid Farewell to those politicians who simply can't sit down and work out solutions. Let those who blindly follow some "leader" be led to the EXIT !

    Tim290584410/07/2013
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  • Your fucking business. It went THAT way.

    Your fucking business. It went THAT way.

    DarthGeek10/08/2013
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  • I threw this party because you were leaving, not because I liked you.

    I threw this party because you were leaving, not because I liked you.

    Frankie346510011/12/2013
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  • Excuse me sir, Am I on the right road to Hipsterville?

    Excuse me sir, Am I on the right road to Hipsterville?

    FragileLogic12/28/2013
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  • Lets spend an hour together to celebrate the fact that I will not be walking over to your desk anymore to ask if you read an email I just sent.

    Lets spend an hour together to celebrate the fact that I will not be walking over to your desk anymore to ask if you read an email I just sent.

    Andi-Andrea354570503/14/2014
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  • Someone please shoot me.

    Someone please shoot me.

    Victor355155503/24/2014
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  • You can't judge people on the colour of their skin!!!! But you can judge people on the colour of their teeth.....

    You can't judge people on the colour of their skin!!!! But you can judge people on the colour of their teeth.....

    KAYMARSH03/28/2014
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  • I don't force friendships or communication, If it's not mutual, I'll let it go. It's as simple as that for me. @RobHillSr.

    I don't force friendships or communication, If it's not mutual, I'll let it go. It's as simple as that for me. @RobHillSr.

    Jacquelin207/11/2013
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  • I'd like to have a farewell party... to all food groups, all drinks, all cardio... BYO...Air. Bring air.

    I'd like to have a farewell party... to all food groups, all drinks, all cardio... BYO...Air. Bring air.

    Larissa336405206/28/2013
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  • Thank you for not giving me Botchalism . . . that one time in your restaurant.

    Thank you for not giving me Botchalism . . . that one time in your restaurant.

    5thquark06/11/2013
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  • Thank you Jesus!!! The kids are back in school. Now I can get some real work done. Sell violent games to violent adults!

    Thank you Jesus!!! The kids are back in school. Now I can get some real work done. Sell violent games to violent adults!

    Ivan180015301/08/2013
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