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  • Expect me to be the lovely shade of Seal when you return home.

    Expect me to be the lovely shade of Seal when you return home.

    anmille405/09/2012
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  • Lord please take me to heaven while I am a sleep.

    Lord please take me to heaven while I am a sleep.

    Irving J119540905/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I always wanted you to beleive you deserved better than what you got. I just wasn't prepared when you decided you deserved better than me.

    I always wanted you to beleive you deserved better than what you got. I just wasn't prepared when you decided you deserved better than me.

    Reza05/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Girl, don't be gettin attached to me. I'm flighty!

    Girl, don't be gettin attached to me. I'm flighty!

    Kelsey111917005/09/2012
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  • Let the door hit you on the way out.

    Let the door hit you on the way out.

    josephrkraemer05/08/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • According to statistics..... Youre still a whore.

    According to statistics..... Youre still a whore.

    Steven151124705/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I wish you'd grow up and get the hell out of my house.

    I wish you'd grow up and get the hell out of my house.

    orionsmcc05/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sidney Crosby.

    Sidney Crosby.

    John148919305/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I keep weeding and weeding.... and they keep coming back. Maybe those aren't weeds. Oh Crap, it's a douch garden.

    I keep weeding and weeding.... and they keep coming back. Maybe those aren't weeds. Oh Crap, it's a douch garden.

    Meresa105/07/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Be sure to cry about how much you miss me while you're on vacation.

    Be sure to cry about how much you miss me while you're on vacation.

    Kimberly134162105/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • ...and this ladies and gentlemen are the recent charts of the number of shits I give about this job.

    ...and this ladies and gentlemen are the recent charts of the number of shits I give about this job.

    teameds05/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll Fillet a Bitch. Because I'm classy like that. thecrazybabymama.com.

    I'll Fillet a Bitch. Because I'm classy like that. thecrazybabymama.com.

    expatbarbie05/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'Unsportsmanlike Conduct!' This horse will be sent to the glue factory. Sorry whore!

    "Unsportsmanlike Conduct!" This horse will be sent to the glue factory. Sorry whore!

    zaxism102205/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Really bitch? Why dont you click your heels three times and go back to Kansas?!

    Really bitch? Why dont you click your heels three times and go back to Kansas?!

    macampos2305/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Kiss me I say! This is aftter all the deep south and you are my first cousin.

    Kiss me I say! This is aftter all the deep south and you are my first cousin.

    jmwaldrep05/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The Mayans were right. I should have known it would be the Pleaidians and not the Reptilians that would ruin my summer.

    The Mayans were right. I should have known it would be the Pleaidians and not the Reptilians that would ruin my summer.

    Trapper149383505/05/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • No, I don't want to join your creepy cult, now get the fuck off my porch.

    No, I don't want to join your creepy cult, now get the fuck off my porch.

    13greenpixies05/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Chin Deep? It's a must!

    Chin Deep? It's a must!

    brittany74105/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You will be promoted at work. You will win the lottery. You will meet that special someone...then they will find the bodies.

    You will be promoted at work. You will win the lottery. You will meet that special someone...then they will find the bodies.

    t.d. cooper05/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • May The Fourth Be With You.

    May The Fourth Be With You.

    Cory147661805/04/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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