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  • You greedy little fucker.

    You greedy little fucker.

    Shurty11/18/2013
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  • You're such a French shower.

    You're such a French shower.

    Micah342695311/15/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sometimes you just outgrow certain people. Don't try to fix or repair it, just accept it and move on.

    Sometimes you just outgrow certain people. Don't try to fix or repair it, just accept it and move on.

    KAYMARSH11/15/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The grief I feel from your departure is not lessened by my covetous yearning for your precious office space.

    The grief I feel from your departure is not lessened by my covetous yearning for your precious office space.

    kevboy7711/15/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Please, watch your steps on your way home!

    Please, watch your steps on your way home!

    Pang Soon346532311/13/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Monday is definitely a man.. It comes way too quickly!

    Monday is definitely a man.. It comes way too quickly!

    missamies11/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I keep liking it surely it will all get better? If I keep hitting that button it will fix life? What would we do without it? God don't live? Panic...

    If I keep liking it surely it will all get better? If I keep hitting that button it will fix life? What would we do without it? God don't live? Panic...

    Dean345467811/10/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again…...

    A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again…...

    Pat298980211/09/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • How's about a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?

    How's about a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?

    Foo Faye11/08/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorry to hear the news of your favorite teacher dying. May she rest in pieces.

    Sorry to hear the news of your favorite teacher dying. May she rest in pieces.

    Steve346169811/07/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I have single-handedly solved the online issues for universal healthcare. Everyone who talked sh*t about it and failed miserably at making it not happen is now automatically banned from applying.

    I have single-handedly solved the online issues for universal healthcare. Everyone who talked sh*t about it and failed miserably at making it not happen is now automatically banned from applying.

    J.t.259358311/07/2013
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  • Finishing the last book in the series and realising you won't see your book boyfriend again!

    Finishing the last book in the series and realising you won't see your book boyfriend again!

    Helen346025611/07/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I played my part...now it's your turn to sit back and watch me pull a 'YOU' on you. Bet I'll do it better.

    I played my part...now it's your turn to sit back and watch me pull a "YOU" on you. Bet I'll do it better.

    Courtney307482011/06/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I always look on the dark side of life. That way if something good does happen I am pleasantly suprised!

    I always look on the dark side of life. That way if something good does happen I am pleasantly suprised!

    draxtalon11/05/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Those $100 words coming out of your $5 mouth somehow loose their affectivity.

    Those $100 words coming out of your $5 mouth somehow loose their affectivity.

    Doria220965911/05/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Unfortunately trying to remove the arsehole from the arsehole resulted in an untimely demise for said arsehole..

    Unfortunately trying to remove the arsehole from the arsehole resulted in an untimely demise for said arsehole..

    Dean345467811/04/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Breaking up with me on Facebook was the easiest way for you to let your friends know you were available.

    Breaking up with me on Facebook was the easiest way for you to let your friends know you were available.

    Markus345867011/04/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Adios motherfucker.

    Adios motherfucker.

    Brittany345784911/02/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Trip me again and its Catsserole for dinner tomorrow night..

    Trip me again and its Catsserole for dinner tomorrow night..

    Kari345784511/02/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Who has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Kelso.

    Who has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Kelso.

    Jayne345515310/30/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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