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  • Grandma! We got together and came up with a fitting eulogy... Hope you die in your sleep real soon!

    Grandma! We got together and came up with a fitting eulogy... Hope you die in your sleep real soon!

    rainmandefinitely04/30/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Let the door hit you on the way out.

    Let the door hit you on the way out.

    josephrkraemer05/08/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • A few more branches... And they'll never find the bodies...

    A few more branches... And they'll never find the bodies...

    rainmandefinitely04/25/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • And then I'll tell them the dog fell off, and you jumped in the water to save him... And you never surfaced.

    And then I'll tell them the dog fell off, and you jumped in the water to save him... And you never surfaced.

    rainmandefinitely04/27/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • And when I'm gone I hope your life is still just as miserable as it was when I was around.

    And when I'm gone I hope your life is still just as miserable as it was when I was around.

    Sarah146056304/29/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • But you're ugly.

    But you're ugly.

    Pehlicu05/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for reminding me why I stopped being friends with you.

    Thanks for reminding me why I stopped being friends with you.

    Rob15990814 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Did you just say you love Barney? Pardon me while I strangle you.

    Did you just say you love Barney? Pardon me while I strangle you.

    Ellison157697705/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Some people brighten up a room by leaving it.

    Some people brighten up a room by leaving it.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • I don't deal well with good-byes. I'm better with good-riddances.

    I don't deal well with good-byes. I'm better with good-riddances.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Having no friends is still better than being fake friends with you.

    Having no friends is still better than being fake friends with you.

    mother.of.mayhem12/06/2010
    4.56 (9 votes)
  • 'This Meth thing is easier than I thought.'

    "This Meth thing is easier than I thought."

    Kramer3131405/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dick Clark has died. We can no longer ring in the new year. Well played, Mayans. Well played.

    Dick Clark has died. We can no longer ring in the new year. Well played, Mayans. Well played.

    Kyra749504/19/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • 'Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, I only exist when it's convenient for you.'

    "Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, I only exist when it's convenient for you."

    Lisa143879704/25/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When I don't respond to your emails, texts and phone calls it doesn't mean keep trying it means leave me the fuck alone.

    When I don't respond to your emails, texts and phone calls it doesn't mean keep trying it means leave me the fuck alone.

    reeba704/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them.

    I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them.

    gd4405/19/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Now all I have to do is turn and jerk right?

    Now all I have to do is turn and jerk right?

    Sky157972505/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Laters, baby. -Fifty Shades of Grey.

    Laters, baby. -Fifty Shades of Grey.

    a_wade0705/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

    Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

    sarcasm4me03/06/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Thanks for taking me in, but now that my big Facebook IPO payday is coming you can have your U.S. citizenship back.

    Thanks for taking me in, but now that my big Facebook IPO payday is coming you can have your U.S. citizenship back.

    Matthew154177605/13/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)

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