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  • Sure, my attitude might suck, but you're still a douche bag!!

    Sure, my attitude might suck, but you're still a douche bag!!

    Mark287113112/05/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Eat shit and die...

    Eat shit and die...

    eMomma02/02/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • But you're ugly.

    But you're ugly.

    Pehlicu05/21/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Friends turn to foes, Like virgins turn to Hoes.

    Friends turn to foes, Like virgins turn to Hoes.

    durton_k05/26/2012
    3.75 (4 votes)
  • Why did I unfriend you on Facebook, you ask? Because your statuses are annoying, and I hate your freaking face.

    Why did I unfriend you on Facebook, you ask? Because your statuses are annoying, and I hate your freaking face.

    Jonica159928106/06/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Do you really want my last words to be, 'stop being a total bitch?'

    Do you really want my last words to be, "stop being a total bitch?"

    Catherine180002906/17/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • How I envision my last day at work: Fuck You, Fuck You, You're Cool, Fuck You... I'm Out!

    How I envision my last day at work: Fuck You, Fuck You, You're Cool, Fuck You... I'm Out!

    jennafalken07/25/2012
    5.00 (5 votes)
  • If you love someone let them go. If they come back to you, make sure all their shit is in the front yard waiting on them.

    If you love someone let them go. If they come back to you, make sure all their shit is in the front yard waiting on them.

    jneubill03/06/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • No Excuses.. Lets Go Bills!! Make the right choices...

    No Excuses.. Lets Go Bills!! Make the right choices...

    Debbie311066703/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Your mother called. She wants you back.

    Your mother called. She wants you back.

    latejuly03/11/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all obviously never had to cut bacon out of%2.

    Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all obviously never had to cut bacon out of%2.

    fawnie.bear03/08/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The Facebook account you have contacted is tired of your bullshit. Please try again later when you learn to apologise and be a nicer person.

    The Facebook account you have contacted is tired of your bullshit. Please try again later when you learn to apologise and be a nicer person.

    David281712912/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.

    If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.

    Brittany213880508/05/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Just wanted you to know that the love i have for you is neverending....Kinda like your snoring.

    Just wanted you to know that the love i have for you is neverending....Kinda like your snoring.

    gevin2u08/08/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I suggest we ban political commercials and require the money spent on them to go towards the national debt!

    I suggest we ban political commercials and require the money spent on them to go towards the national debt!

    realist311/04/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • OCD: I have to write my grocery list then re-write it into the order of where it is in the store.

    OCD: I have to write my grocery list then re-write it into the order of where it is in the store.

    erinandrews01/12/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If you are angry that I voted for Obama please feel free to unfriend me. It won't change the fact that he is still our president.

    If you are angry that I voted for Obama please feel free to unfriend me. It won't change the fact that he is still our president.

    candy2511/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Too da loo bitches.

    Too da loo bitches.

    Caitbd08/09/2011
    5.00 (7 votes)
  • Just want you to know, I did it because you were a bitch, a horrible mother, and a bad lay.

    Just want you to know, I did it because you were a bitch, a horrible mother, and a bad lay.

    luciddreamer12/07/2008
    1.67 (6 votes)
  • Santa, can you please turn off the electricity for 30 minutes on 21 December 2012 so my daddy can get my list of gifts during the global crisis? Please??

    Santa, can you please turn off the electricity for 30 minutes on 21 December 2012 so my daddy can get my list of gifts during the global crisis? Please??

    Darrel291360412/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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