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  • My therapist says it's your fault I blame everyone for my problems.

    My therapist says it's your fault I blame everyone for my problems.

    wasteoflife02/04/2009
    1 sends
    4.39 (31 votes)
  • I appreciate you acting like you are upset that I was the one who got laid off.

    I appreciate you acting like you are upset that I was the one who got laid off.

    atlantatom04/16/2009
    1 sends
    4.51 (43 votes)
  • I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.

    I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.

    boudicca07/27/2009
    1 sends
    4.70 (131 votes)
  • We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.

    We are really going to miss trying to avoid you around here.

    markusskinnus03/10/2010
    1 sends
    4.39 (28 votes)
  • Sorry you have white guilt about going on a winter vacation to an island riddled with poverty.

    Sorry you have white guilt about going on a winter vacation to an island riddled with poverty.

    ohohandshewas12/16/2010
    1 sends
    4.10 (10 votes)
  • I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

    I hope that you are enjoying your trip as much as I'm enjoying masturbating with the door open and volume up.

    Travis207212/23/2010
    1 sends
    4.62 (16 votes)
  • When Led Zeppelin is playing, you shut the fuck up.

    When Led Zeppelin is playing, you shut the fuck up.

    Zach8913201/26/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (5 votes)
  • Can my going away party be a booze potluck?

    Can my going away party be a booze potluck?

    susannelson103/22/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • And you ma'dame, can suck it!

    And you ma'dame, can suck it!

    Isaac137358605/04/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Have fun on your trip. I'll be the same drunken asshole I was at your going away party when you get back.

    Have fun on your trip. I'll be the same drunken asshole I was at your going away party when you get back.

    coldgardens05/15/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Peace out, bitches!!!

    Peace out, bitches!!!

    Alesha132635505/15/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them.

    I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them.

    gd4405/19/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Laters, baby. -Fifty Shades of Grey.

    Laters, baby. -Fifty Shades of Grey.

    a_wade0705/19/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • My sadness in your leaving is overshadowed by my excitement in planning your going away party that you probably won't attend.

    My sadness in your leaving is overshadowed by my excitement in planning your going away party that you probably won't attend.

    amarispb05/20/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Some people brighten up a room by leaving it.

    Some people brighten up a room by leaving it.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    1 sends
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • I don't deal well with good-byes. I'm better with good-riddances.

    I don't deal well with good-byes. I'm better with good-riddances.

    Stephanie1588700yesterday
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I would say fuck you... but I'm too busy not giving a fuck...

    I would say fuck you... but I'm too busy not giving a fuck...

    BigTyme1593105yesterday
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a Coma.

    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a Coma.

    Sonia1589280yesterday
    1 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I can't wait till you move out here. so we can make poor life choices together.

    I can't wait till you move out here. so we can make poor life choices together.

    chaptaylor08/08/2008
    0 sends
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I guess your days of being on the puppet strings had to end sometime. Bitch.

    I guess your days of being on the puppet strings had to end sometime. Bitch.

    westbaymonument08/08/2008
    0 sends
    1.00 (1 votes)

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