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  • Let us cheer for those bitches that wish they could be us, talk shit about us, and could once in their life afford the drinks we cheer them with!

    Let us cheer for those bitches that wish they could be us, talk shit about us, and could once in their life afford the drinks we cheer them with!

    DoctaEcards08/01/2012
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Dat's my doctor?....AHHH SHIT!!! I'm in trouble fur REALZZZ!!!!

    Dat's my doctor?....AHHH SHIT!!! I'm in trouble fur REALZZZ!!!!

    Kenny216211908/01/2012
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  • I can't wait to never see you again.

    I can't wait to never see you again.

    dustytinkerbell08/01/2012
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Sometimes friendships are better ended even if it is your personal hairdresser. It could harm your image and degrade your intellect.

    Sometimes friendships are better ended even if it is your personal hairdresser. It could harm your image and degrade your intellect.

    Michael199686008/01/2012
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  • See that? That's the door... Now get the fuck out.

    See that? That's the door... Now get the fuck out.

    Tony159319208/01/2012
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  • HA! your going to poop youself when we electrocute your ass.

    HA! your going to poop youself when we electrocute your ass.

    Boykinyomind08/01/2012
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  • I hope the Uncrustable that mom ate without asking me tastes as good underneath this sandcastle.

    I hope the Uncrustable that mom ate without asking me tastes as good underneath this sandcastle.

    ree92308/02/2012
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  • Babe. I was just humping them hoes. I was going to get right back!

    Babe. I was just humping them hoes. I was going to get right back!

    SB216763408/02/2012
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  • No really , My Marriage coming to and end crushed me. just like she said 'you'll never be the same again!!'

    No really , My Marriage coming to and end crushed me. just like she said "you'll never be the same again!!"

    420synzday108/02/2012
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  • Whoever said, 'All good things must come to an end' had to have been a teacher, depressed in early August.

    Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end" had to have been a teacher, depressed in early August.

    John190013808/02/2012
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  • Love me like you'll never see me again, since you definitely won't.

    Love me like you'll never see me again, since you definitely won't.

    Shanice208/02/2012
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  • He must be sippin on that, ' I think that i can fuck wit him juice.'

    He must be sippin on that, " I think that i can fuck wit him juice."

    Michael217096108/02/2012
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  • Kids go back to school next week. I think I might drink to that.

    Kids go back to school next week. I think I might drink to that.

    donniehudson08/02/2012
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  • Son, why are you walking as if you have a pick.......... WE ARE NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN!!!!

    Son, why are you walking as if you have a pick.......... WE ARE NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN!!!!

    Paul205854308/02/2012
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  • Woman: honey why are you so excited? Man: remember when your friend called me a loser? well she died today.

    Woman: honey why are you so excited? Man: remember when your friend called me a loser? well she died today.

    leo perez22208/03/2012
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  • Hell in a handbasket? Where do I sign up? Anyone worth knowing will probably be there and that means, not you!

    Hell in a handbasket? Where do I sign up? Anyone worth knowing will probably be there and that means, not you!

    Isaac201485708/03/2012
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  • Why don't you go put a cock in your ear and fuck what you heard.

    Why don't you go put a cock in your ear and fuck what you heard.

    'Kori209063408/03/2012
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  • Let's leave Chic-fil-A parking lot, I've heard history may repeat itself and that fire and brimstone may be falling there tonight!!

    Let's leave Chic-fil-A parking lot, I've heard history may repeat itself and that fire and brimstone may be falling there tonight!!

    rms7711x08/03/2012
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  • I will miss you like I'd miss the cellulite from my ass.

    I will miss you like I'd miss the cellulite from my ass.

    Emily200709208/03/2012
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  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't keep it in.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't keep it in.

    redfeathers08/03/2012
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