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  • Shhhhhhhhhhh.... just go.

    Shhhhhhhhhhh.... just go.

    anonymous2807/20/2012
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  • Where do you stand in my life? Let's just say you were that outward-swinging bathroom-stall door that smacked me in the face.

    Where do you stand in my life? Let's just say you were that outward-swinging bathroom-stall door that smacked me in the face.

    willng00107/20/2012
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  • You told me you hated my Steelers jacket. I should've known then it was never gonna work.

    You told me you hated my Steelers jacket. I should've known then it was never gonna work.

    Julia208745907/20/2012
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  • Enjoy my sloppy seconds, dear. But don't expect me to applaud the pair of you for your dysfunctional relationship!

    Enjoy my sloppy seconds, dear. But don't expect me to applaud the pair of you for your dysfunctional relationship!

    NoneOfYourBeesWax07/20/2012
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  • What's that? You don't like my small town? You wish you hadn't moved here? Guess what, we don't like you either & want you to leave!

    What's that? You don't like my small town? You wish you hadn't moved here? Guess what, we don't like you either & want you to leave!

    Josie189653807/21/2012
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  • Congratulations on your foreclosure.

    Congratulations on your foreclosure.

    jerri blank07/21/2012
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  • Congratulations of your new foreclosure!

    Congratulations of your new foreclosure!

    jerri blank07/21/2012
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  • $400 in movies, dinner and drinks, and NOW you're on your PERIOD?!

    $400 in movies, dinner and drinks, and NOW you're on your PERIOD?!

    Tone166876207/21/2012
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  • You posted about your new apartment far away. I clicked 'Like' but what I really meant was 'Mixed Emotions.'

    You posted about your new apartment far away. I clicked "Like" but what I really meant was "Mixed Emotions."

    Rachel164985207/21/2012
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  • Chick-Fil-A. It will be MY Mutha Fu**ing PLEASURE to not spend another penny of my money in your establishment.

    Chick-Fil-A. It will be MY Mutha Fu**ing PLEASURE to not spend another penny of my money in your establishment.

    tnrunion07/21/2012
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  • if you have time to run your mouth, you have time to go for a run. Preferably far away from me.

    if you have time to run your mouth, you have time to go for a run. Preferably far away from me.

    Pamela173441807/21/2012
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  • In the event of my death, please take over my Instagram and post lots of pictures of the clouds and what you eat.

    In the event of my death, please take over my Instagram and post lots of pictures of the clouds and what you eat.

    Matt75692707/22/2012
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  • Karma's a bitch. And so are you. Bitch.

    Karma's a bitch. And so are you. Bitch.

    mdv196907/22/2012
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  • Ma? Pa? Sis? ...Go! Go! Get the hell out of here!

    Ma? Pa? Sis? ...Go! Go! Get the hell out of here!

    Barclay209736607/22/2012
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  • Dear God, Make me a bird.....so I can get the FUCK out of here!!

    Dear God, Make me a bird.....so I can get the FUCK out of here!!

    Jodi200373107/22/2012
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  • you can fuck off in fucktown. population: you.

    you can fuck off in fucktown. population: you.

    kyrastarck07/22/2012
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  • We got in argument and the bitch called me gay. So I did what any guy would do. Threw my daiquri in her face.

    We got in argument and the bitch called me gay. So I did what any guy would do. Threw my daiquri in her face.

    Beth119764107/22/2012
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  • People. I'm so over them.

    People. I'm so over them.

    Monica173883107/23/2012
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  • Penn State: All those football games from 1998-2011? You didn't win them! --President Barack Obama.

    Penn State: All those football games from 1998-2011? You didn't win them! --President Barack Obama.

    Samson124489307/23/2012
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  • I'll show that bitch who's boss..

    I'll show that bitch who's boss..

    SamanthaJ8707/23/2012
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