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  • If a man won't lift a finger to see you and/or spend time with you, it's time you lift 5 fingers and say G'bye!

    If a man won't lift a finger to see you and/or spend time with you, it's time you lift 5 fingers and say G'bye!

    smithjjm07/23/2012
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • YOU MEAN I POLISHED AND PUT THIS HEAVY ASS ARMOR ON FOR NOTHING??!!

    YOU MEAN I POLISHED AND PUT THIS HEAVY ASS ARMOR ON FOR NOTHING??!!

    ChrisDavenport07/23/2012
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  • Are you really lacking in your self-confidence so much that you have to drop an F-bomb every other FB post to get attention?

    Are you really lacking in your self-confidence so much that you have to drop an F-bomb every other FB post to get attention?

    Darla210523907/23/2012
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  • Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

    Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

    Goonieboi7907/23/2012
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    4.00 (2 votes)
  • If looks could kill, I would be a Mass Murderer.

    If looks could kill, I would be a Mass Murderer.

    Joshua210017407/23/2012
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  • Now remember, trusting a drunk man profess his love is like trusting a whore to be clean.

    Now remember, trusting a drunk man profess his love is like trusting a whore to be clean.

    JM8007/23/2012
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  • I need to break up with you. Will this card suffice?

    I need to break up with you. Will this card suffice?

    catesrc07/24/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

    If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

    mivin07/24/2012
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    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

    sarabeth311107/24/2012
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Bless you, Sally Ride, for inspiring a generation of young girls and women to be as cool as you.

    Bless you, Sally Ride, for inspiring a generation of young girls and women to be as cool as you.

    Andy174838107/24/2012
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  • You must not be familiar with the phrase 'Overkill.'

    You must not be familiar with the phrase "Overkill."

    PostWar07/24/2012
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • How I envision my last day at work: Fuck You, Fuck You, You're Cool, Fuck You... I'm Out!

    How I envision my last day at work: Fuck You, Fuck You, You're Cool, Fuck You... I'm Out!

    jennafalken07/25/2012
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    5.00 (5 votes)
  • ..so she says to me, 'No means NO!' Well, I am like, I'll be damned if I am taking 'No' for an answer! Needless to say, I won't be around for a while.

    ..so she says to me, "No means NO!" Well, I am like, I'll be damned if I am taking "No" for an answer! Needless to say, I won't be around for a while.

    Chris156668807/25/2012
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    3.67 (3 votes)
  • What Do You Mean Im Out Of Hair Spray? Go Buy Me Some Then Im Busy!

    What Do You Mean Im Out Of Hair Spray? Go Buy Me Some Then Im Busy!

    AWESOMENESS12307/25/2012
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  • I want to go to the hospital to have the brain cells that remember you erased from my mind, except for the memory of what a two-timing, two-faced snake you are.

    I want to go to the hospital to have the brain cells that remember you erased from my mind, except for the memory of what a two-timing, two-faced snake you are.

    Michael211680907/25/2012
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Are going to leave me alone or would you prefer to get my new nose out of joint?

    Are going to leave me alone or would you prefer to get my new nose out of joint?

    EBEC07/25/2012
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  • I'm about to lose 150lbs in 3 seconds! How? By defriending you.

    I'm about to lose 150lbs in 3 seconds! How? By defriending you.

    gevin2u07/25/2012
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  • 'Don't answer the door because it might be the man.' - Sherman Hemsley (2/1/1938-7/24/2012).

    "Don't answer the door because it might be the man." - Sherman Hemsley (2/1/1938-7/24/2012).

    jcortese707/25/2012
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  • Hey, Do you have any Aleve? No, but thats what you can do. What? AHH LEAVE!

    Hey, Do you have any Aleve? No, but thats what you can do. What? AHH LEAVE!

    Smile2207/25/2012
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  • 2 weeks with you out of the shop is all the fucking vacation I need!

    2 weeks with you out of the shop is all the fucking vacation I need!

    triser07/25/2012
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