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Dad, I just wanted you to know that I still love you, even though I never visit because my stepmom is a bitch.
kgeorger3 hours ago
4.00 (1 votes)

Happy Father's Day! Thanks for keeping me off the pole.
naiyesterday
0.00 (0 votes)

I'm sending you this e-card for Father's Day because Mom wouldn't give me any money to buy you a gift.
naiyesterday
0.00 (0 votes)

If you really want me to enjoy Father's Day this year, let's run away from the kids.
gregcoxyesterday
0.00 (0 votes)

Your child supports going up! Happy Father's Day.
jastag05/21/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Pimps up, Hoes down. Thanks for teaching me the basics. Happy Father's Day.
jastag05/21/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Thanks again, for showing me how to treat women in the most derogatory way possible without seeming like a total douche. Happy Father's Day.
jastag05/21/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

I like to think of Father's Day as Motherfucker's Day!
Mukta10105/18/2012
4.67 (3 votes)

For father's Day, I wanted to get you something you really wanted. But mom said no to the hooker, so here is an ecard instead. Happy Father's Day.
jastag05/18/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Father: It better not be "Brute, by Faberge." Happy Father's Day!
DirtyMaggieMay05/18/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Thanks for only coming around once a year when we were kids, dick. Happy Father's Day!
Jacqueline214605/16/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

You see dad, you have to create a read-only folder so mom won't find your porn again. Now warm my bottle. I have a web-chat date.
Spo05/15/2012
4.00 (1 votes)

For Father's Day I'm giving you what you gave me for Mother's Day. Looks like you'll be cooking and watching the kids while I nap. It's called karma. Happy Father's Day!
sophs05/15/2012
5.00 (3 votes)

I love how you pay for our child's clothes, shoes, and medical bills! Not... Happy "Father's" day.
Assilem152366205/13/2012
4.00 (1 votes)

Happy Fathers Day to the man who managed to destroy every aspect of my self esteem.
mare305305/13/2012
4.00 (1 votes)

I'd show you how to do it with this telescope but, it is way bigger than my daddy's.
Mike153973805/12/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Check this one out!! 1.
Morgan146679105/12/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Just write out the card, dear....... We'll figure out which of my FB's we should send it to.
Nick Napalm05/11/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Happy Father's Day! If you paid child support Mom could have afforded for us to buy you a gift!
bb1276505/10/2012
4.25 (4 votes)

Let's celebrate you being a sperm donor.
michele1305/09/2012
3.00 (1 votes)

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