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  • Father's Day: A day to remind all men that a condom is cheaper than child support.

    Father's Day: A day to remind all men that a condom is cheaper than child support.

    Kimberry70706/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day to a man that should tie that thing into a knot.

    Happy Father's Day to a man that should tie that thing into a knot.

    Kimberry70706/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You never disappointed me because I never gave a shit.

    You never disappointed me because I never gave a shit.

    Wes335102406/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Dad: Thanks for always supporting our fun and ridiculously dangerous activities.

    Dad: Thanks for always supporting our fun and ridiculously dangerous activities.

    mrbinks06/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Harpy Father's Day!

    Harpy Father's Day!

    mrbinks06/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day! Have some water.

    Happy Father's Day! Have some water.

    mrbinks06/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thank you Dad for no daddy issues! Happy Father's Day.

    Thank you Dad for no daddy issues! Happy Father's Day.

    mcmahon.mk06/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The frequent plight of 'strippers' kids' was the age old conundrum of whether or not to buck tradition and leave Vegas in search of their fathers or let what happened in Vegas be fixed in court.

    The frequent plight of "strippers' kids" was the age old conundrum of whether or not to buck tradition and leave Vegas in search of their fathers or let what happened in Vegas be fixed in court.

    5thquark06/12/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • The only thing square about this dance honey, is the gift-in-the-box you'll get in nine months. -Happy Father's Day.

    The only thing square about this dance honey, is the gift-in-the-box you'll get in nine months. -Happy Father's Day.

    5thquark06/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Fathering children is like ensuring a kidney donation for the transplant you will need from the drinking problem they give you.

    Fathering children is like ensuring a kidney donation for the transplant you will need from the drinking problem they give you.

    5thquark06/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My gift to you is to hack off your foreskin. Trust me, you'll thank me when you get older. The women just don't like turtlenecks. -Happy Father's Day.

    My gift to you is to hack off your foreskin. Trust me, you'll thank me when you get older. The women just don't like turtlenecks. -Happy Father's Day.

    5thquark06/12/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • 'I'm Santa. Who the fuck do you think I am, your sugar-daddy?'

    'I'm Santa. Who the fuck do you think I am, your sugar-daddy?'

    5thquark06/12/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • ' It's just what I always wanted, another tie!' said no man ever. Happy Father's Day jujube59.

    " It's just what I always wanted, another tie!" said no man ever. Happy Father's Day jujube59.

    jujube5906/11/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day to my deadbeat dad! Thanks for showing up halfway through my life & telling me all the ways I'm living it wrong.

    Happy Father's Day to my deadbeat dad! Thanks for showing up halfway through my life & telling me all the ways I'm living it wrong.

    Melapeters06/11/2013
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Dad, thanks in advance letting all my failures reflect badly on you, not me.

    Dad, thanks in advance letting all my failures reflect badly on you, not me.

    evans.ea06/11/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Anyone can be a father... but you're living proof of that, aren't you? Happy Father's Day.

    Anyone can be a father... but you're living proof of that, aren't you? Happy Father's Day.

    Jessica289489906/11/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Thanks for not pulling out!!! Happy Father's Day.

    Thanks for not pulling out!!! Happy Father's Day.

    Charlie279318706/11/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Father's day: Thanks for reminding me that my dad is a degenerate drunk who sold me out for booze and whores!

    Father's day: Thanks for reminding me that my dad is a degenerate drunk who sold me out for booze and whores!

    dleos9174506/10/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day to a man who has been nothing more than a sperm donor.

    Happy Father's Day to a man who has been nothing more than a sperm donor.

    Kimberry70706/09/2013
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • And lastly I'd like back payments on child support.

    And lastly I'd like back payments on child support.

    spellcheque06/09/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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