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  • I fucking love Scotch, especially since I look so goddamn classy while I drink it.

    I fucking love Scotch, especially since I look so goddamn classy while I drink it.

    housman01/04/2009
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    4.22 (9 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day. I can see why mom left you.

    Happy Father's Day. I can see why mom left you.

    tunequeen01/27/2009
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    2.00 (4 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day If this envelope wasn't returned to sender, you will soon be served those little child support papers you forgot to sign.

    Happy Father's Day If this envelope wasn't returned to sender, you will soon be served those little child support papers you forgot to sign.

    treejb01/30/2009
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day If it wasn't for you I would have had a shot at winning the Father's Day essay contest.

    Happy Father's Day If it wasn't for you I would have had a shot at winning the Father's Day essay contest.

    treejb01/30/2009
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    3.33 (3 votes)
  • The fact that your dad dates women half his age creeps me out. But tell him that I hope he has a happy father's day!

    The fact that your dad dates women half his age creeps me out. But tell him that I hope he has a happy father's day!

    silentattendant01/31/2009
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    2.75 (4 votes)
  • Thanks for having a low enough income to qualify me for financial aide.

    Thanks for having a low enough income to qualify me for financial aide.

    treejb02/01/2009
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    4.50 (4 votes)
  • Happy 'Fathers' Day sperm donor! Mom says thanks for not pulling out!

    Happy "Fathers" Day sperm donor! Mom says thanks for not pulling out!

    kell02/02/2009
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    2.00 (2 votes)
  • If it weren't for Daddy issues, I'd never get laid.

    If it weren't for Daddy issues, I'd never get laid.

    andrewjthomas02/25/2009
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    4.50 (8 votes)
  • Please don't let my years of raging alcoholism stop you from giving me a card this Father's Day.

    Please don't let my years of raging alcoholism stop you from giving me a card this Father's Day.

    braejordan02/26/2009
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your father should have pulled out.

    Your father should have pulled out.

    killer kev02/27/2009
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    3.50 (4 votes)
  • Dad, thanks for sucking all the 'fun' out of our dysfunctional family.

    Dad, thanks for sucking all the "fun" out of our dysfunctional family.

    leighleigh003/01/2009
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    3.75 (4 votes)
  • Pull my finger.

    Pull my finger.

    misspm03/11/2009
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    2.00 (3 votes)
  • May this be the year you finally correct your breastfeeding technique.

    May this be the year you finally correct your breastfeeding technique.

    misspm03/13/2009
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Some people call it 'Fatherhood', I prefer 'expanding my fan base'.

    Some people call it "Fatherhood", I prefer "expanding my fan base".

    logclosed03/16/2009
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    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm deliberately avoiding the doctor for fear of being diagnosed with pedophilia.

    I'm deliberately avoiding the doctor for fear of being diagnosed with pedophilia.

    gleeven03/19/2009
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on making your first porno Dad. Your safety phrase for today is HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

    Congratulations on making your first porno Dad. Your safety phrase for today is HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

    g fresh03/25/2009
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let us remember father this year by getting hammered and beating mother.

    Let us remember father this year by getting hammered and beating mother.

    markusskinnus03/30/2009
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    2.00 (2 votes)
  • Look at that finger. LOOK AT IT! Gawdammit, boy...this finger's been in places you've never dreamed of! This finger's LIVED!

    Look at that finger. LOOK AT IT! Gawdammit, boy...this finger's been in places you've never dreamed of! This finger's LIVED!

    misspm03/31/2009
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    3.50 (4 votes)
  • When's dad going to finish those damned bookshelves?

    When's dad going to finish those damned bookshelves?

    misspm04/01/2009
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day even though I'm still pretty sure the dates don't match up.

    Happy Father's Day even though I'm still pretty sure the dates don't match up.

    acaladoobie04/02/2009
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    4.66 (58 votes)

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