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  • Dad, thanks for passing down genetic traits that should have been weeded out through evolution millions of years ago.

    Dad, thanks for passing down genetic traits that should have been weeded out through evolution millions of years ago.

    taymag04/03/2009
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    4.25 (8 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day to someone who creepily requests that I call them 'daddy' all the time.

    Happy Father's Day to someone who creepily requests that I call them "daddy" all the time.

    stephinfection04/06/2009
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    4.67 (9 votes)
  • I fucked your Father, and he was better.

    I fucked your Father, and he was better.

    emb04/06/2009
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    3.20 (5 votes)
  • I'm glad Mom settled for you.

    I'm glad Mom settled for you.

    markusskinnus04/07/2009
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    3.80 (5 votes)
  • This will finally be the year I'm going to give you 'Peace and quiet,' for Father's Day this year, wiseass...

    This will finally be the year I'm going to give you "Peace and quiet," for Father's Day this year, wiseass...

    brocksteady04/09/2009
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    2.75 (4 votes)
  • My dad says it's our little secret.

    My dad says it's our little secret.

    beaulemic04/09/2009
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    4.00 (3 votes)
  • Thanks for fostering a childhood of regret and admonishment, which has ruined my chance of having a healthy romantic relationship with a man.

    Thanks for fostering a childhood of regret and admonishment, which has ruined my chance of having a healthy romantic relationship with a man.

    hellohappytime04/10/2009
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    4.00 (7 votes)
  • This year I'll remember to call and say I love you before 11:59.

    This year I'll remember to call and say I love you before 11:59.

    mab611199104/11/2009
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    3.40 (5 votes)
  • I'm looking forward to the day my father is dead in general, rather than just to me specifically.

    I'm looking forward to the day my father is dead in general, rather than just to me specifically.

    cedar504704/16/2009
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    4.22 (23 votes)
  • Just in case any of your one night stands was more than a drunken mishap, I would like to wish you a Happy Father's Day.

    Just in case any of your one night stands was more than a drunken mishap, I would like to wish you a Happy Father's Day.

    nsafra04/23/2009
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    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Just so you know, I totally don't resent you as much as mom.

    Just so you know, I totally don't resent you as much as mom.

    njpb6004/23/2009
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    4.14 (7 votes)
  • I never knew my father, but I'm sure he'd be proud of me also being a deadbeat dad.

    I never knew my father, but I'm sure he'd be proud of me also being a deadbeat dad.

    wyattearp04/24/2009
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    3.91 (11 votes)
  • You may or may not be the guy that fucked my mother in the bathroom of your frat house, but happy Father's Day just in case.

    You may or may not be the guy that fucked my mother in the bathroom of your frat house, but happy Father's Day just in case.

    wyattearp04/24/2009
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    4.60 (10 votes)
  • This Father's Day we want to honor the man we call Dad and mom calls 'That motherfucking idiot'.

    This Father's Day we want to honor the man we call Dad and mom calls "That motherfucking idiot".

    docsab04/24/2009
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    4.67 (6 votes)
  • Well crap; you are my son.

    Well crap; you are my son.

    killer kev04/27/2009
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    4.00 (3 votes)
  • Come give daddy a hug.

    Come give daddy a hug.

    lbt8304/28/2009
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    1.00 (2 votes)
  • I could have sent my father a Father's Day card, but I'm still waiting for him to come back from those errands he ran thirteen years ago.

    I could have sent my father a Father's Day card, but I'm still waiting for him to come back from those errands he ran thirteen years ago.

    shenanigoats04/30/2009
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    4.50 (16 votes)
  • Thank you for providing me with a plausible insanity plea.

    Thank you for providing me with a plausible insanity plea.

    holymeekrob05/10/2009
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    4.75 (4 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day to the latest guy mommy makes us call 'daddy'.

    Happy Father's Day to the latest guy mommy makes us call 'daddy'.

    fifomutex05/12/2009
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    5.00 (5 votes)
  • Happy Father's Day to the man we're calling daddy until the paternity test proves otherwise.

    Happy Father's Day to the man we're calling daddy until the paternity test proves otherwise.

    fifomutex05/12/2009
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    5.00 (3 votes)

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