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  • So have you ever heard of a rusty trombone ?

    So have you ever heard of a rusty trombone ?

    Brian9163216 minutes ago
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  • Your farts smell like an old truck driver's ballsack after a long week of driving across the country, I love it.

    Your farts smell like an old truck driver's ballsack after a long week of driving across the country, I love it.

    SaraJayMac53 minutes ago
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  • Period Blood!

    Period Blood!

    jonathan33441 hour ago
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  • I got that big dick walk going on.

    I got that big dick walk going on.

    SaraJayMac1 hour ago
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  • Hey baby ever met a man that pee's sitting down, didn't think so.

    Hey baby ever met a man that pee's sitting down, didn't think so.

    SaraJayMac1 hour ago
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  • So, can i clothe you in righteousness?

    So, can i clothe you in righteousness?

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • Sorry your ex upset you today... I think the only solution to this problem is for you to have angry sex with me right now.

    Sorry your ex upset you today... I think the only solution to this problem is for you to have angry sex with me right now.

    Nickki351 hour ago
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  • Let;s say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites...

    Let;s say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites...

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • I could be your Boaz...

    I could be your Boaz...

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you...

    Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you...

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • You gon get some dick tonite.

    You gon get some dick tonite.

    Bo1051 hour ago
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  • I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.

    I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

    Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • Bathsheba had nothing on you...

    Bathsheba had nothing on you...

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing...

    Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing...

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

    I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • You put the 'cute' back in persecution!

    You put the "cute" back in persecution!

    chevymaro801 hour ago
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  • The Leopard say 'Come at me bro' So I did, where is problem?

    The Leopard say "Come at me bro" So I did, where is problem?

    Bo1051 hour ago
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  • You can lick my boob but you can't take my shot.

    You can lick my boob but you can't take my shot.

    courtneyesch02181 hour ago
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  • Send that bitch a good morning text....bitches love good morning texts.

    Send that bitch a good morning text....bitches love good morning texts.

    courtneyesch02182 hours ago
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