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  • Actually, size matters.

    Actually, size matters.

    ros_ie04/14/2014
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  • -Do you like Bad Brains? -.....I'm about eating your pussy all night long.

    -Do you like Bad Brains? -.....I'm about eating your pussy all night long.

    Daniel356382404/13/2014
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  • I just think you're totally adorkable.

    I just think you're totally adorkable.

    belowthebelt04/13/2014
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  • I love it after you 'drop your fork'.

    I love it after you "drop your fork".

    Jeffrey351271704/13/2014
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  • Gonna make her gingerbread men. Bitches love gingerbread men.

    Gonna make her gingerbread men. Bitches love gingerbread men.

    Heather87995604/13/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'd temporarily deactivate my dating site profile for you.

    I'd temporarily deactivate my dating site profile for you.

    James342489804/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Nothing quite destroys a romantic moment like a really wet fart.

    Nothing quite destroys a romantic moment like a really wet fart.

    Ray353765804/12/2014
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  • It is time for you to learn The Pussy Rules. The pussy rules. Those are The Pussy Rules.

    It is time for you to learn The Pussy Rules. The pussy rules. Those are The Pussy Rules.

    Cliff6004/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thou haddest me at greetings and salutations.

    Thou haddest me at greetings and salutations.

    elg04/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I love your wardrobe almost as much as I love getting you out of your wardrobe.

    I love your wardrobe almost as much as I love getting you out of your wardrobe.

    solmom04/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Mr. Darcy, a gentleman in the ballroom and a rake in the bedroom.

    Mr. Darcy, a gentleman in the ballroom and a rake in the bedroom.

    Rene356301404/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You know what you'd look good wearing? Nothing.

    You know what you'd look good wearing? Nothing.

    freakydeek6804/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You are an arrogant ass. Hmm? I have a nice ass? You can feel it if you like. That's not what I said... oh that is nice!

    You are an arrogant ass. Hmm? I have a nice ass? You can feel it if you like. That's not what I said... oh that is nice!

    Mary329217104/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • NASA's not the only one looking for a tight seal!

    NASA's not the only one looking for a tight seal!

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When my ass still hurts in the morning I know I had a great night!

    When my ass still hurts in the morning I know I had a great night!

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Are you going to keep talking or come over and fuck me?

    Are you going to keep talking or come over and fuck me?

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll be home alone all evening because my husband's away on business. What more do you need, an engraved invitation?

    I'll be home alone all evening because my husband's away on business. What more do you need, an engraved invitation?

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I just want to go out and do drunk karaoke with Richard Armitage... I could be his back up singer for 'Love in an Elevator'!

    I just want to go out and do drunk karaoke with Richard Armitage... I could be his back up singer for "Love in an Elevator"!

    notallwhowanderarelost204/11/2014
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  • By the time you've finished doing me up the council gritter, I want my arsehole to look like an exploding cigar has gone off in it.

    By the time you've finished doing me up the council gritter, I want my arsehole to look like an exploding cigar has gone off in it.

    Ant215642704/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

    Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

    Courtney356267904/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)

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