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  • NASA's not the only one looking for a tight seal!

    NASA's not the only one looking for a tight seal!

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When my ass still hurts in the morning I know I had a great night!

    When my ass still hurts in the morning I know I had a great night!

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Are you going to keep talking or come over and fuck me?

    Are you going to keep talking or come over and fuck me?

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll be home alone all evening because my husband's away on business. What more do you need, an engraved invitation?

    I'll be home alone all evening because my husband's away on business. What more do you need, an engraved invitation?

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I just want to go out and do drunk karaoke with Richard Armitage... I could be his back up singer for 'Love in an Elevator'!

    I just want to go out and do drunk karaoke with Richard Armitage... I could be his back up singer for "Love in an Elevator"!

    notallwhowanderarelost204/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • By the time you've finished doing me up the council gritter, I want my arsehole to look like an exploding cigar has gone off in it.

    By the time you've finished doing me up the council gritter, I want my arsehole to look like an exploding cigar has gone off in it.

    Ant215642704/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

    Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

    Courtney356267904/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Girls are not complicated. Seriously. How hard is it to say 'your pretty' and let us talk until we don't feel like it anymore?

    Girls are not complicated. Seriously. How hard is it to say "your pretty" and let us talk until we don't feel like it anymore?

    Courtney356267904/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty!

    This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty!

    Courtney356267904/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Facebook wastes enough time until you get home and I can get laid rough and deep!

    Facebook wastes enough time until you get home and I can get laid rough and deep!

    Janey356265904/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The more I drink, the better you look :).

    The more I drink, the better you look :).

    chmo04/10/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you're going to whisper in my ear at least you can pinch my ass.

    If you're going to whisper in my ear at least you can pinch my ass.

    Jeffrey351271704/10/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The hard part about friends with benefits is that someone usually forgets that the benefits don't include the retirement plan.

    The hard part about friends with benefits is that someone usually forgets that the benefits don't include the retirement plan.

    Rachel151712804/10/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy.....

    Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy.....

    Gaye289966304/10/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I would follow you anywhere. Even Wyoming.

    I would follow you anywhere. Even Wyoming.

    Debbie553404/09/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • To pull a boner: Def - to make a silly, harmless mistake. To pull a Boehner: Def - to cry suddenly and unexpectedly, without any reason...

    To pull a boner: Def - to make a silly, harmless mistake. To pull a Boehner: Def - to cry suddenly and unexpectedly, without any reason...

    Tom327915304/09/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What? Only an unemployed 'hats and tats' douchebag who will treat you like shit makes you wet? Bummer...

    What? Only an unemployed "hats and tats" douchebag who will treat you like shit makes you wet? Bummer...

    vegasmike0204/09/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hmm...what's the non-creepy, classy way of asking if you want to be fuck buddies?

    Hmm...what's the non-creepy, classy way of asking if you want to be fuck buddies?

    vegasmike0204/09/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Yes I take sexually suggestive pictures and Yes I have a dirty mind, but don't act like you don't like it.

    Yes I take sexually suggestive pictures and Yes I have a dirty mind, but don't act like you don't like it.

    jme8504/09/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Nothing sexier that you freshly showered man wearing your favorite cologne..

    Nothing sexier that you freshly showered man wearing your favorite cologne..

    Lorna356127804/09/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)

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