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  • I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.

    I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.

    elg09/30/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I need to clean my sheets more often because of you.

    I need to clean my sheets more often because of you.

    whurrber08/20/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm experiencing mild symptoms of jungle fever.

    I'm experiencing mild symptoms of jungle fever.

    _d_rich10/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Come on, if you meant stop, scream it with a bit of conviction.

    Come on, if you meant stop, scream it with a bit of conviction.

    jonnywanq11/04/2010
    4.20 (5 votes)
  • Sorry for not being sorry that I have a lesbian crush on you.

    Sorry for not being sorry that I have a lesbian crush on you.

    Kristin18308703/06/2012
    4.50 (4 votes)
  • It's always awkward when your boyfriend's lesbian mom hits on you. And you like it.

    It's always awkward when your boyfriend's lesbian mom hits on you. And you like it.

    CallMeBender03/12/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Can we just smoke weed and drink Jameson? Then fuck? Then cuddle and order pizza?

    Can we just smoke weed and drink Jameson? Then fuck? Then cuddle and order pizza?

    Jacq135005504/05/2012
    4.25 (4 votes)
  • Everyone is getting married, having babies and living life, while I'm just over here like, 'I need a kidney...'

    Everyone is getting married, having babies and living life, while I'm just over here like, "I need a kidney..."

    okarol02/13/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You're the only guy who can see me online on my Facebook chat list, if that's not love then I dont know what love is.

    You're the only guy who can see me online on my Facebook chat list, if that's not love then I dont know what love is.

    Farrah352915004/07/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'That onesie makes you look incredibly sexy' Said no man ever.

    "That onesie makes you look incredibly sexy" Said no man ever.

    Jiver04/20/2014
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Let's forget the dinner. If you're hungry I've got something else you can eat!

    Let's forget the dinner. If you're hungry I've got something else you can eat!

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You make me so wet that I should probably be wearing a diaper.

    You make me so wet that I should probably be wearing a diaper.

    Benjamin214560704/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dear, it's been an awfully long while since the last time somebody's got my panties this wet.

    Dear, it's been an awfully long while since the last time somebody's got my panties this wet.

    Tr?ng354923503/20/2014
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I need to report a theft. You Stole My Heart.

    I need to report a theft. You Stole My Heart.

    emloukeyes04/16/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Peripheral vision...check!

    Peripheral vision...check!

    vegasmike0204/07/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The truth? I like you. A lot. You make me happy. You make me laugh. You're smart. You're different. You're a little crazy, and awkward, and your smile alone can make my day.

    The truth? I like you. A lot. You make me happy. You make me laugh. You're smart. You're different. You're a little crazy, and awkward, and your smile alone can make my day.

    Christine244145104/19/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I need a hug that results in wild sex.

    I need a hug that results in wild sex.

    Hap234767207/27/2013
    4.27 (30 votes)
  • I'm awesome. Anyone is lucky to have me. Just sayin'.

    I'm awesome. Anyone is lucky to have me. Just sayin'.

    kholiove12/18/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If you were a McDonald's burger, you would be McGorgeous.

    If you were a McDonald's burger, you would be McGorgeous.

    Raul351692302/09/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I don't do drugs I am drugs.

    I don't do drugs I am drugs.

    Andrea236198402/10/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)

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