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  • I was going to compliment you for your pretty eyes... But I got distracted by your huge rack hanging out of your tiny shirt...

    I was going to compliment you for your pretty eyes... But I got distracted by your huge rack hanging out of your tiny shirt...

    rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Are you made of bacon? Because you're sizzling!

    Are you made of bacon? Because you're sizzling!

    rainmandefinitely04/30/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • What can I whack-off to next?

    What can I whack-off to next?

    scothibb04/29/2012
    4.75 (4 votes)
  • Thing Addams and his date enjoy a fancy dinner together.

    Thing Addams and his date enjoy a fancy dinner together.

    Kozmicat05/22/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

    I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

    cardy_cardberger05/21/2012
    3.27 (11 votes)
  • I've been thinking about you when I touch myself.

    I've been thinking about you when I touch myself.

    loratje13 hours ago
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Let's not ruin what we have by adding each other on Facebook.

    Let's not ruin what we have by adding each other on Facebook.

    Darya1567832yesterday
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • When hitting on a deaf person don't ask 'Where's your accent from?'

    When hitting on a deaf person don't ask "Where's your accent from?"

    Stephanie158870005/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I wish my job was as easy as you are.

    I wish my job was as easy as you are.

    dnimoy05/17/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm going to stay up all night and use you like a drug.

    I'm going to stay up all night and use you like a drug.

    cd138805/15/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I wish I had all the sex appeal of Justin Bieber, without all the homosexual appeal.

    I wish I had all the sex appeal of Justin Bieber, without all the homosexual appeal.

    Thill7105/10/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Fluttering your eyelashes is universal for flirting... Thank you Joel Olsteen for ruining it for all women.

    Fluttering your eyelashes is universal for flirting... Thank you Joel Olsteen for ruining it for all women.

    meggiereese05/06/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Poetry sucks, how about you?

    Roses are red, violets are blue. Poetry sucks, how about you?

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • And if you ever leave me... I'll break your neck. Got it?

    And if you ever leave me... I'll break your neck. Got it?

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • The things I'd do to myself if you were standing in front of me right now...

    The things I'd do to myself if you were standing in front of me right now...

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I suggest you take this roofie colada... There's things I'd like to do to you, and you may not want to remember them.

    I suggest you take this roofie colada... There's things I'd like to do to you, and you may not want to remember them.

    rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Masturbation... Because sometimes you just gotta do the job yourself.

    Masturbation... Because sometimes you just gotta do the job yourself.

    rainmandefinitely04/27/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • If you lay with a dog... He'll give you fleas. If you lay with a tiger... He'll finish you off.

    If you lay with a dog... He'll give you fleas. If you lay with a tiger... He'll finish you off.

    rainmandefinitely04/27/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • I won't float my own boat... Unless you're into that kind of stuff.

    I won't float my own boat... Unless you're into that kind of stuff.

    rainmandefinitely04/27/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • It's okay... Don't be scared. It's only good if it hurts.

    It's okay... Don't be scared. It's only good if it hurts.

    rainmandefinitely04/27/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)

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