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  • When you said 'Fuck you' I didn't know whether to consider it an offer or a promise. I'm good with either to be honest.

    When you said "Fuck you" I didn't know whether to consider it an offer or a promise. I'm good with either to be honest.

    navistar03/27/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I want you to fill me up like how our DVR is jam-packed tight.

    I want you to fill me up like how our DVR is jam-packed tight.

    jettavwdrvr03/27/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • What do you say we get hammered this evening and do some unconscious coupling?

    What do you say we get hammered this evening and do some unconscious coupling?

    hette03/29/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You are an arrogant ass. Hmm? I have a nice ass? You can feel it if you like. That's not what I said... oh that is nice!

    You are an arrogant ass. Hmm? I have a nice ass? You can feel it if you like. That's not what I said... oh that is nice!

    Mary329217104/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank god it's the last day of my period and you'll finally fuck me again.

    Thank god it's the last day of my period and you'll finally fuck me again.

    littlenightlion03/26/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I think she wants to spoon but I can't get past her cup.

    I think she wants to spoon but I can't get past her cup.

    Cara248409103/18/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dropping panties is my special ability.

    Dropping panties is my special ability.

    vegasmike0204/07/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You're at the top of my 'To Do' list!

    You're at the top of my "To Do" list!

    lauragirl04/03/2014
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You're my favorite cardio workout.

    You're my favorite cardio workout.

    bodyandsoul11/24/2013
    3.10 (10 votes)
  • Thanks for making monogamy palatable.

    Thanks for making monogamy palatable.

    mbcow12/09/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Sexy: A Man who Shaves with a Straight Razor. Sexier: A Woman who can do it for him.

    Sexy: A Man who Shaves with a Straight Razor. Sexier: A Woman who can do it for him.

    moverandshaker198101/07/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm gonna hump you as if you had health insurance.

    I'm gonna hump you as if you had health insurance.

    Kostas101/08/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Spank me.

    Spank me.

    Joe319676501/10/2014
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I am pretty sure my soul mate was aborted.

    I am pretty sure my soul mate was aborted.

    Adam116507201/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Why did YOU like that girls Instagram pic? Do you know her? Is she your sancha now?

    Why did YOU like that girls Instagram pic? Do you know her? Is she your sancha now?

    Estela350563701/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Now there's a face I'd sit on!

    Now there's a face I'd sit on!

    Shanel350663201/16/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • With online dating, the worst nightmare for women is if she meets a rapist, for men if he meets someone fat.

    With online dating, the worst nightmare for women is if she meets a rapist, for men if he meets someone fat.

    talilib01/18/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I had the crayon box with the sharpener on it you know i got mad tail in elementary school.

    I had the crayon box with the sharpener on it you know i got mad tail in elementary school.

    Doc436201/18/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You can have your Prince Charming on a White Horse, I'll have mine in a '69 Cutlass.

    You can have your Prince Charming on a White Horse, I'll have mine in a '69 Cutlass.

    Jnessbaby01/18/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I love you enough to give you blowjobs when I'm on my period.

    I love you enough to give you blowjobs when I'm on my period.

    Nunny101/20/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)

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