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  • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

    egdoletihw04/14/2011
    47 sends
    4.48 (141 votes)
  • I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

    I heard you go down even faster than Facebook stock.

    cardy_cardberger05/21/2012
    36 sends
    3.27 (11 votes)
  • I would hold in my farts for you.

    I would hold in my farts for you.

    artemis77704/07/2012
    18 sends
    4.21 (33 votes)
  • From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.

    From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.

    thirdrocker112/02/2008
    18 sends
    4.40 (195 votes)
  • I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

    I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

    kathyates05/11/2011
    17 sends
    4.68 (116 votes)
  • I will love you until I forget who you are.

    I will love you until I forget who you are.

    markusskinnus04/12/2010
    12 sends
    4.52 (48 votes)
  • You had me at your proper use of 'You're'.

    You had me at your proper use of "You're".

    malloryloren10/19/2011
    11 sends
    4.68 (90 votes)
  • Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do.

    Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do.

    mjonharr 11/18/2010
    11 sends
    4.17 (65 votes)
  • You put the 6 in my 9.

    You put the 6 in my 9.

    stella612/03/2010
    6 sends
    3.42 (33 votes)
  • I've been thinking about you when I touch myself.

    I've been thinking about you when I touch myself.

    loratje13 hours ago
    6 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.

    I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.

    chrisgriswold02/12/2009
    6 sends
    3.58 (77 votes)
  • I wanna do boring things with you.

    I wanna do boring things with you.

    Kostas109/18/2010
    5 sends
    4.30 (44 votes)
  • I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup.

    I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup.

    cuyler01/26/2011
    5 sends
    4.22 (27 votes)
  • I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    joolsx11/09/2011
    5 sends
    4.60 (98 votes)
  • I'd pause my porn for you.

    I'd pause my porn for you.

    Ayu120509/01/2011
    4 sends
    4.45 (19 votes)
  • I don't think you're as committed to this adulterous affair as I am.

    I don't think you're as committed to this adulterous affair as I am.

    ChristiK408/11/2010
    4 sends
    4.67 (18 votes)
  • You Do Realize I'm Going To Fuck You When I See You?

    You Do Realize I'm Going To Fuck You When I See You?

    Michael957803 hours ago
    4 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off.

    I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off.

    martha33310 hours ago
    3 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • So, Are You Still Down For Me To Watch You Masturbate On Skype Later?

    So, Are You Still Down For Me To Watch You Masturbate On Skype Later?

    Jarrett1572275yesterday
    3 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm really into older, bossy women.

    I'm really into older, bossy women.

    Hannah41668yesterday
    3 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

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