Love is blind...so is this couple...and that truck almost ran them down.
Women. Bitching about each other for as long as the spoken word has existed.
Sorry buddy you will forever be in the friend zone.
I respect your rights as a woman, AND a human!
"Bitch, back the fuck up, or I will cut you."
The more you talk, the more I think about turkey on rye.
It's safe to say you will never be placed on my 'Should have been Aborted' List.
I would'nt trap my farts under the blanket for anyone but you.
I'd like to propose a toast to my new Brazilian wax. Cheers to being clean as a whistle!
Now get on your knees and tickle my balls..............
How dare you play me in Words with Friends but disregard my texts.
I just want to strut and do hoodrat stuff with my friends.
hey guys where is the ball i just seen it throw it back throw it back.
Some people care to much. I think it's called love.
Your big secret doesn't mean nearly as much to me.
Cheers to a woman who can tame a ginger, drive like Drive, and puts Pam Anderson's titties to shame.
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