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    If MySpace were still cool I'd totally put you in my Top 8.

    ebazigos 18 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • You can always call me when you're that loner at the party who wants to look popular

    r0werguy5 yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Soon we need to get together so we can repeat bad decisions from the past, then talk about our new bad decisions.

    Alexis6333 yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • May you someday take a vacation to a place where you can by alcohol on a sunday

    Alexis6333 yesterday
    1.50 (2 votes)

  • I'd still be passed out under that hooker if it wasn't for you. You truly are my best man!

    the dalai lummox yesterday
    3.67 (3 votes)

  • Last nights debauchery was captured in part on my droid.

    shirley ujest 08/31/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Being the bigger person is a matter of perspective... Like when I'm looking over you lying unconscious in a pool of your own blood.

    Michelle92528 08/31/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • I'm going to go ahead and just assume that you're on the rag.

    mjonharr 08/30/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • For someone who makes such poor life deicisons, I can always count on you to give me advice I want to hear.

    srsly,rly. 08/30/2010
    4.67 (3 votes)

  • I hope you would still like me as much even if I wasn't British.

    Ruby77 08/30/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Three little words that express how I feel about your friendship ... You're fired. Scram.

    PhoenixFox 08/29/2010
    3.80 (5 votes)

  • You have everything I'm looking for in a girl that I'd never remotely consider dating,even on a casual basis.

    mjonharr 08/28/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Sorry my childhood friend that I always rave about ended up being a grossly offensive d-bag.

    jabstinson 08/27/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • The only thing shittier than your relationship is having to constantly hear about it.

    kimbloom 08/27/2010
    5.00 (4 votes)

  • Would you like to be my hetero life mate?

    rich4_789 08/27/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • I stepped in dog shit and tracked it inside your new house

    rich4_789 08/27/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Even though I will not have sex with you... It pisses me off when you hit on other women.

    OhAlisa 08/27/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Thanks for being my friend. I enjoy Facebook stalking you.

    kafe 08/27/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • A little vaseline around your cornhole will make today go a lot easier.

    patschican 08/27/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • I'm in a really weird place right now.

    mjonharr 08/26/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)
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