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  • When I grow up I want to be a dorky nerd just like you!

    When I grow up I want to be a dorky nerd just like you!

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
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  • In other words, God said to quit being sluts, man whores and freaks and start living a decent life.

    In other words, God said to quit being sluts, man whores and freaks and start living a decent life.

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
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  • I'm indecisive and impatient. I don't know what I want, but I WANT IT NOW!!!

    I'm indecisive and impatient. I don't know what I want, but I WANT IT NOW!!!

    vegasmike0204/14/2014
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  • I don't mean to ignore you, but I was busy trying to ignore you.

    I don't mean to ignore you, but I was busy trying to ignore you.

    solmom04/14/2014
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  • look Sally! URANUS.

    look Sally! URANUS.

    Heather356395304/14/2014
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  • wait! I have to tell you something... I am awesome! okay bye.

    wait! I have to tell you something... I am awesome! okay bye.

    Heather356395304/14/2014
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  • gurl we are like fine wine, we get better with age.

    gurl we are like fine wine, we get better with age.

    Heather356395304/14/2014
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  • gurl we are like fine wine, we get better with age.

    gurl we are like fine wine, we get better with age.

    Heather356395304/14/2014
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  • I will always make time for you. As long as it fits my schedule, works to my advantage, and doesn't take too much effort.

    I will always make time for you. As long as it fits my schedule, works to my advantage, and doesn't take too much effort.

    angelazpalmer04/14/2014
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  • smell it....just smell it.

    smell it....just smell it.

    Heather356395304/14/2014
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  • I am thinking about what I said, what I did, and how I handled the situation. I have concluded you are a narcissist.

    I am thinking about what I said, what I did, and how I handled the situation. I have concluded you are a narcissist.

    ros_ie04/14/2014
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  • Wanna get high? Do some cardio.

    Wanna get high? Do some cardio.

    thesassy104/13/2014
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  • And up there is where mommy screams, 'Oh God, Oh God YESSSSSSSSsssssss'. So that's why I think we live in a church!

    And up there is where mommy screams, "Oh God, Oh God YESSSSSSSSsssssss". So that's why I think we live in a church!

    Jeffrey351271704/13/2014
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  • I'm glad that we can be friends based on the mere fact that we are obsessed with our dogs.

    I'm glad that we can be friends based on the mere fact that we are obsessed with our dogs.

    Elizabeth127372704/13/2014
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  • If I do not disrespect you do not ever disrespect me. This is not a baseball game, you do not get three strikes you get one. Your out-ah here.

    If I do not disrespect you do not ever disrespect me. This is not a baseball game, you do not get three strikes you get one. Your out-ah here.

    Serena265006604/12/2014
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  • that moment you step into the check-out lane at a store and hear that needle rip sound in your head.

    that moment you step into the check-out lane at a store and hear that needle rip sound in your head.

    Cody327528904/12/2014
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  • apparently our legal department has indicated that i am not required to give one single shit, and by statute, insults CAN in fact involve your mother.

    apparently our legal department has indicated that i am not required to give one single shit, and by statute, insults CAN in fact involve your mother.

    Cody327528904/12/2014
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  • And then Billy said, 'you take your willy and put it in cider'. - Are you sure he's an expert on sex? Cause I don't like cider...

    And then Billy said, "you take your willy and put it in cider". - Are you sure he's an expert on sex? Cause I don't like cider...

    chmo04/12/2014
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  • i shrimp.

    i shrimp.

    Shawn356311404/12/2014
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  • Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment.

    Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment.

    Nevada356306404/12/2014
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